Blog PostsFriends | Zodiac signs go to a Haunted HouseZodiac Sign Goes to a Haunted HouseOnly people who know zodiacs can understand this joke: All the signs are happily eating dinner when the lights go off… Cancer: “HOLY SH*T, OH MY GOD!!! IS EVERYONE, OKAY!?” Sagittarius: “F*CK!!! SOMETHING STABBED MEE!!! AAARGH!!! AAAAAAAARGH!!!! AAAAAARGH!!” (all signs start screaming and freaking out) Sagittarius: “AAAARGH!!! AAAAAARG— Just kidding you guys. …” (Taurus slaps Sagittarius) Taurus: JERK! DON’T JOKE ABOUT THAT! Libra: “Everybody, calm down, there’s no need to freak out.” Aquarius: “I think Libra is right…” Cancer: “Yeah, it’s just the light out…” Libra: “Now, we just need to wait for the lights to—–” *creeek* Libra: (cries) “OH F*CK! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” Cancer starts crying, Sagittarius Laughs, The other signs start to freak out Virgo: “Okay, okay, everyone, calm down, for real…” Capricorn: “I have a plan, let’s all walk slowly and quietly.” (All signs agree, and they walk quietly and slowly… except for Aries.) Aries: “UHM…. BORING!!!” *stomps around* Other signs: SHHH!!! Aries: “That’s IT! I’m leading the pack!” Capricorn: “(rolls eyes) Fine then, lead the pack.” (As Aries walks in front of the group, there is an odd and disgusting smell…) Virgo: Gross… Somebody forgot to clean the house… (The signs walk together some more, and they find where the smell comes from… A dead body.) Pisces: “AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!” Sagittarius: “Whooaaaaaa!!!” Leo: “AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!” Aries: “AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Cancer: *faints* Scorpio: *Looks at the body interestingly…* “Cool…” Capricorn: “AAAAAH!!” Taurus: *stares at the body wide eyed.* Aquarius: *has no reaction.* Libra: “AAAAAAAH!!!” Gemini: “WHAT THE HELL, OH MY GOD, A DEAD BODY, GOD, OH MY GOD, SH*T….!!!” Virgo: “Ew… Gross…” …. Pause….. Pisces: “Is he… Dead?” Capricorn: (Sarcastically) “No, he’s sleeping…” Libra: “No man, I think he’s dead…” Capricorn: “….” Scorpio: “Let’s poke it!” Leo: “Hey guys! I found a stick!” Scorpio: “Poke it’s eye with the stick!!!” Leo: “Okay!” Taurus: “NO! WAIT! What if something happens?” Capricorn: “Nothing will happen, he’s dead.” Pisces: “Wasn’t he sleeping…?” Capricorn: “…..” Virgo *tries not to laugh* (Leo grabs the stick, and pokes the body’s eye.. The body suddenly wakes up, and scares the sh*t out of everyone… All the zodiacs faint… Except for Aquarius. Who has no reaction whatsoever, and Gemini for no apparent reason) Monster: ….. Rawr? Gemini: Hi! My name is Gemini! Do you like talking? Monster: RAWWWRRR!!! Gemini: I like talking! Do you like talking? My friends talk! Talking is fun! talk, talk, talk! Monster: ….. The End.. - See more at: http://wtfzodiacsigns.com/post/123904592307/zodiac-sign-goes-to-a-haunted-house#sthash.1KXsDkUB.dpuf Ashen_: Huh. *pokes it again* 8 years ago • Report 0 |