Zodiac signs go to a Haunted House

Zodiac Sign Goes to a Haunted House
Only people who know zodiacs can understand this joke:
All the signs are happily eating dinner when the lights go off…

Cancer: “HOLY SH*T, OH MY GOD!!! IS EVERYONE, OKAY!?”
Sagittarius: “F*CK!!! SOMETHING STABBED MEE!!! AAARGH!!! AAAAAAAARGH!!!! AAAAAARGH!!”
(all signs start screaming and freaking out)

Sagittarius: “AAAARGH!!! AAAAAARG— Just kidding you guys. …”
(Taurus slaps Sagittarius)

Taurus: JERK! DON’T JOKE ABOUT THAT!

Libra: “Everybody, calm down, there’s no need to freak out.”

Aquarius: “I think Libra is right…”

Cancer: “Yeah, it’s just the light out…”

Libra: “Now, we just need to wait for the lights to—–”
*creeek*

Libra: (cries) “OH F*CK! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

Cancer starts crying, Sagittarius Laughs, The other signs start to freak out

Virgo: “Okay, okay, everyone, calm down, for real…”

Capricorn: “I have a plan, let’s all walk slowly and quietly.”
(All signs agree, and they walk quietly and slowly… except for Aries.)

Aries: “UHM…. BORING!!!” *stomps around*
Other signs: SHHH!!!

Aries: “That’s IT! I’m leading the pack!”

Capricorn: “(rolls eyes) Fine then, lead the pack.”
(As Aries walks in front of the group, there is an odd and disgusting smell…)

Virgo: Gross… Somebody forgot to clean the house…
(The signs walk together some more, and they find where the smell comes from… A dead body.)

Pisces: “AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

Sagittarius: “Whooaaaaaa!!!”

Leo: “AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!”

Aries: “AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”

Cancer: *faints*

Scorpio: *Looks at the body interestingly…* “Cool…”

Capricorn: “AAAAAH!!”

Taurus: *stares at the body wide eyed.*

Aquarius: *has no reaction.*

Libra: “AAAAAAAH!!!”

Gemini: “WHAT THE HELL, OH MY GOD, A DEAD BODY, GOD, OH MY GOD, SH*T….!!!”

Virgo: “Ew… Gross…”
…. Pause…..

Pisces: “Is he… Dead?”

Capricorn: (Sarcastically) “No, he’s sleeping…”

Libra: “No man, I think he’s dead…”

Capricorn: “….”

Scorpio: “Let’s poke it!”

Leo: “Hey guys! I found a stick!”

Scorpio: “Poke it’s eye with the stick!!!”

Leo: “Okay!”

Taurus: “NO! WAIT! What if something happens?”

Capricorn: “Nothing will happen, he’s dead.”

Pisces: “Wasn’t he sleeping…?”

Capricorn: “…..”

Virgo *tries not to laugh*
(Leo grabs the stick, and pokes the body’s eye.. The body suddenly wakes up, and scares the sh*t out of everyone… All the zodiacs faint… Except for Aquarius. Who has no reaction whatsoever, and Gemini for no apparent reason)

Monster: ….. Rawr?
Gemini: Hi! My name is Gemini! Do you like talking?
Monster: RAWWWRRR!!!

Gemini: I like talking! Do you like talking? My friends talk! Talking is fun! talk, talk, talk!

Monster: …..
The End..

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