Hey I'm Pauly. I'm a part-time chatter, here to mess about, have a few laughs and a bit of fun. I'm open to chatting so drop me a private message or join me in a chat room. I look forward to speaking with you! ~Pauly~

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X_Pauly_X: Trigger Warning: Death
Very sad, this beautiful woodpecker wasn't watching where it was going and flew right into my office window...not in the window, but into the window-pane...dead

Had to get some pictures of it's beautiful plumage.

RIP little pecker
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i am hatstand:
I have never had woodpecker stew....
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Hagbard Celine: A tragic tale, all too common in these low-T days

The little pecker that couldn't get wood.
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X_Pauly_X: Don't do it! Broccoli crusted pizza? I thought, hmm that should be a tasty substitute, NOPE, it's crap DON'T DO IT unless you're really one of those people who loves disappointment. (Looks great though, no?)
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X_Pauly_X in reply to evergreendr: Yes, I haven't made the cauliflower crust, but I have bought the pre-made crusts from Costco before and then made pizza and it was great, almost unnoticeable. Unlike the broccoli pizza which I feel has sucked the joy out of my life going on 2 days now.
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Kaci_: I honestly thought the left picture was a giant green dish sponge before I clicked on it 😂😂
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evergreendr in reply to Kaci_: OMG it does look like the green scrubby sponge
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Daydreamer48: I'm sorry, i must admit i haven't had a an alcoholic beverage since last Saturday morning, probably about 5am ish. It's making me seem discombobulated and my usually poop joke repertoire seems to be being replaced with sarcastic seeming replies that ooze with cynicism
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X_Pauly_X: I sensed it, but hey, it's all good - I'm continuing the banter with a similar style of conversation - you can't offend me bro, we'll be at this for a very long time, many many years.
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X_Pauly_X to OnlyFrogs: Frog song by a Frogman for the Frog Lady:

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OnlyFrogs: Thank you, Pauly. I will never froget this
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X_Pauly_X in reply to OnlyFrogs: Ohhh I see what you did there! Very clever
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X_Pauly_X: No joke, half the lights went out of the sign at my corner store..."Durham supermarket" DUH!
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Daydreamer48: Hey Pauly Pauly run in and say this

https://voca.ro/11ta3oAJhLtK
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X_Pauly_X: LOL I will this afternoon, I'll let you know if they laugh or not...
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X_Pauly_X: Artificial Intelligence always amuses me, check out this yearbook page created by AI!
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STONEY_: Jorch totally fingered his gym teacher. Against her wishes. 😳
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X_Pauly_X: Bootus is the one who gets suspended for bringing a weapon to school. Hobem is the over-achiever and is leading the football team, the choir and the debate club. Chunus sells drugs from his locker and they're always really good
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Daydreamer48: You been watching Popeye again? Brutus and changed name to be funny...
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X_Pauly_X in reply to Daydreamer48: hahaha that's a good meme!
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Daydreamer48: hahaha yeah man, i always see them a year or so too late though....
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X_Pauly_X: https://voca.ro/11qAWvrPSllP
This one's for daydreamer48 it's aptly named "Stumbling Home Drunk"
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Daydreamer48: Its fkn great man! And the film is fantastic too....
You could go up to one of your work colleagues tomorrow and say,
"Careful Streaky, you don't want to macaroni your pants.....How's about a nice pot of Rosie?"
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X_Pauly_X: and they'd say "Pauly, what the f*** are you on?"
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Daydreamer48: Nah, if they do, just head but them like Roger Daltrey did in the film, and say "fkn screw"
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X_Pauly_X: This is the first Green Day song I've liked in a very long time!
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evergreendr: Oh ya. Great song. Newly released this year. I had no idea...lol. Wouldn't have even thought to look up new material for them lol. Stealing
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Daydreamer48 in reply to X_Pauly_X:


here's the whole film if you find a spare two hours haha
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X_Pauly_X: Now I have no excuse to not watch this! Thanks Day!
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evergreendr: 🌞😎
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X_Pauly_X: Hahahaha it's me! Whaddaya mean??
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Btrfly8i8 in reply to X_Pauly_X: she means 'oh nice pic Pauly',,,😁
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evergreendr: Madame 😍
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X_Pauly_X: This AI is a hell-of-a-thing!!
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X_Pauly_X: Brilliant tune by the way!
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X_Pauly_X: You legit will not be able to find this banger anywhere else!

https://voca.ro/1bwfFc6dklpP
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Daydreamer48: This reminds me of waking up after drinking a cup of coffee with Bill Cosby, and walking around his house feeling a little disorientated and anxious.
"No more jokes, where the fk are my shoes, i want to go home now"
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X_Pauly_X: HAHAHAHA OMG This beats the last bit of feedback I received which was "I feel like I'm in hell and the devil has a hold of me, I'm going to bed"
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Daydreamer48: Yesssssss and there's real video proof its you so as to assure any claims of chatfishery are put to bed!
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X_Pauly_X: Exactly!
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Daydreamer48: I'd agree about saving some. That was enough to feed a Texan family of one til breakfast haha
Loads!!!
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Daydreamer48: haha you should check that site out man, some ai shit you do a brief description and it knocks up all the images and shit...
I mean i spent hours on your vid really....finding all the stock images, and narrating etc, and editing
but you can cheat if ya want haha
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X_Pauly_X: Oh no, I'd rather take the long route and work on it really hard like you have done!
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X_Pauly_X: Further to Day's video, when I rise in the morning I also blare "Gonna Fly Now" (the Rocky theme) all morning and do shadow-boxing in my dark studio apartment before Maple Syrup deliveries begin:

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X_Pauly_X: Alright! Retinopathy here I come!
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X_Pauly_X: braile!
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Daydreamer48: Nooo that's blind people
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X_Pauly_X: hahahaha you sneaky lololol
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X_Pauly_X to OnlyFrogs: Hey Frogger!
Happy Friday!
Hope you
Have a nice weekend, Pauly
Hahah
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OnlyFrogs: Thanks! Enjoy your weekend, Pauly ☺ Smoke some for me
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X_Pauly_X: hahaha that "there I ruined it" guy is hilarious so many good ones
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evergreendr: ""Georgie, Porgy, Puddin' Pie........kissed the girls & made them cry"" Old Tune!!!!
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evergreendr: Lol this thread. haha
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X_Pauly_X: I truly love the way a song can transport you back through time into a memory or snapshot in time...

I'm listening to a song now and remembering where I first heard it - I had met this girl who was a year or two older than me at a club and we were dancing, it led places. We were in our mid-20s but I was her first...we dated for 4 or 5 months. She lived in the city and I was in the suburbs, so I'd go down on weekend and we'd dance and party and bump uglies . There was always this other guy though, Jesse. This dude that she knew from highschool, first boyfriend. It came out that really, she always cared about him deeply, and her and I were really only dating so that she could gain some more sexual experience...how wild is that? She broke it off and I remember saying "so I'm just a piece of meat?" all dramatic like...

At the time I was of course upset, but I looked back on it - and still do - as a great time and a lot of fun for what it was.

Oh to be mid 20s again!
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Daydreamer48: I was just thinking, you know what i really want about now? Some old songs
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X_Pauly_X in reply to Daydreamer48: lololol HAHAHAHA Thanks for that old song!
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Daydreamer48: https://voca.ro/1fX80KJeEjAl
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X_Pauly_X: busted!
https://voca.ro/1nMX2QOkm4Mk
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Daydreamer48: Your Austrian accent is amazing man haha
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X_Pauly_X: "yet" hahahahaha OMG this is a good one dude
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X_Pauly_X: you know it
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Lo0p: ouchhhh
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Daydreamer48: Hey i know you, you're John "Hannibal" Smith, from the A-Team...
Wow wire has so many famous people on it, and i feel like i'm a friend to the stars chatting here!
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