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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new
mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and a retired English classical literature
teacher.

The husband was a retired Navy Chief and more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to
send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a
sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."




The husband texted back to her: "On the toilet. Please advise."
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mmhereami: too funny, web.
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wherehaveyouseenme: they who?
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webmasternot_99: Happy VD everyone!
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Jante_nut: Happy V-day to you too
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sstilts: Sorry a day late Happy Valentines Day
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Jante_nut: I thought it looked kind of sexy lol
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webmasternot_99: there is apple trees in my yard that were planted, this is along the river I am guessing deer planted the apple trees along it.
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webmasternot_99: thanks jante
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justme0123: yup that is very cool!!
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laura64: Looks like a boogeyman may be chillin in there...careful
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sstilts: Wow Webby, that's very awesome for sure
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SunshineDeb
SunshineDeb: hahahahah this is great !! and its true how many times we check each ticket... just to make sure.. lol
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SunshineDeb: hahah and the dollars in checking.. lol i love htis
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laura64: lotta truth lies there!!
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Jante_nut: I paid 2.49 yesterday
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gwennith: 1.
84 here today, man I'd moves webs
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SunshineDeb: its 1.88 here now lol
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laura64: Sweet magnets on the fridge too! lol
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The Fruitful Vine in reply to laura64: I didn't see the magnets lol
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smileyLiisa: nice pic
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