Mister Eee (WaterThief) Offline

I created this profile to warn the others about you. I'm here to portal words through a screen.

I'm a terrible musician without a band, a loud fool without humor, and a weak martial artist without a master. I can't make anyone laugh or dance, let alone, protect them.

My social media experience extends from AOL to Wire-Club. I've never owned a smartphone or taken a selfie. I've never chased a woman or been on a first date.

Tell me you're bored so I can avoid boredom. Share a photo that naturally makes me skeptical. Express some truth that inevitably causes disbelief.

Life on the internet has naturally made people delusional. I don't know what an adult is nor have I seen one in decades. I share no care, interest, or concern for who you think you are.

So, come as you are, leave as you be, just don't expect me to believe.

I treat men like beasts, women like children, children like pets, and pets like plants.

I am the man men don't want to be. I am the man women don't want to be with.

I'm just an A.S.S.H.O.L.E. (A Self Serving Hard On Lacking Empathy)