I don't talk about myself on profiles (thus created a profile to warn the "others", shh). I'm on this silly thing and created a wacky account to portal people's (s)words through to my screen when I'm feeling slightly vulnerable, stoopid... and sexy LQQK - If you really are THAT bored and sorta kitten-like with your curiosity... I'm a drummer without a band, a comedian without anything to laugh about, and a martial artist without a master. Come at me... I'll punch your heart with music, child-like laughter, and protection from your worst self Although I am sexually attracted to women, I don't find them physically engaging or intimidating on or off the Wire. Meaning, there's a tiny chance that I've blocked you if you're female (please try me). All I've experienced from W.O.W. (Women On the Wire) is a selfie-pics-arms-race strictly between women who date mirrors, an advertised and well-edited portfolio of 1000 selfies (not art), with only 5 poses (not yogic), and 1 duck-face (how original), your face from above looks slimmer yet I'm thinking you have a hard time whistling. If you have no free sense of humor, are terrible at flirting, or can't handle rejection, do yourself a favor (stop reading) I'm just here to sit bull and talk s*it. I am well aware that there is a difference between expressing a low-minded opinion and simply being rude to someone. Former is opening your mouth, the ladder is spitting at a target. It seems like outside of the perverts, men on here know how to take a joke without allowing their "feelings" to get in the way of jaw-dropping-unadulterated laughter. What you believe doesn't make you a free thinker on this damn thing, the capacity to change those beliefs off-the-Wire do. I'm NOT a nice guy, a good man, a bad boy, a pimp, player or pick-up artist. I'm just not yours. I possess no desire to be the man other men want to be or the man other women want to be with. Don't waste your time with me... I'm your typical A.S.S.H.O.L.E. (A Self Serving Hard On Lacking Empathy)

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