VladTheImpala Offline49 • Male •
Look, I have been abducted from Africa and brought to this hilly place so that "visitors" can watch me while they eat ice cream. Please can someone rescue me. I don't care if the rescuer is canine, feline or hominid
VladTheImpala: Having a little purge of my friends list of people I never chat to. Nothing personal, just housekeeping!
VladTheImpala: It's an ankole watusi. They appeared in the zoo last year and got *all* the attention - no-one wanted to see impalas at that time. I figured if I change my pic, then maybe my popularity here will grow.
Ariadnetta: They're gloriously vile! But I want them, to go with my new scarf... https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/oct/15/fendi-750-pound-vulva-scarf-makes-wearers-look-like-theyre-being-born