Just a 41yr old Winnipeg native, blue collar, working slob.
Bell214: A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
urbanhermit to Bell214: FRIEND IS SOMEONE...
A friend is someone who cares
Someone who is always there
A friend is someone special
Someone who you can tell everything
A friend is someone who will never betray you
No matter who doesn't like you
A friend is someone you can trust
Someone kind of like you