In the uncivilized world of Wire, I strive to promote respect, diginity and kindess with a very large dose of humor and a dash of flirtiness and sensuality.
I enjoy the company of folks who have a similar sense of humor and can carry a conversation. I am just as comfortable talking about the weather or how great you look in yoga pants.
I like seeing whom I am chatting with, so please have a photo in an album somewhere.
I consider myself a Mutualist. Just as much as I would want to spank you, I would want you to spank me. In theory.
I believe a women's feet say a lot about her. As does her choice of earrings.
I offer free kisses on Tuesdays. Just inquire within.
While I am just a regular guy, I tend not to fit into any of the categories people would choose to put me in.
Want to be friends?
I only accept requests from women. However, I will send you my frienship application and ask you to answer the questions within. I will not accept a friend request blindly.
I am non-smoking, non-drinking and drug free. Prefer friends to be drug free as well.
And no, I am really not Batman.