TurnerEight Offline

46 Male from St. Louis       131


46/married/caucasian/male

In the uncivilized world of Wire, I strive to promote respect, diginity and kindess with a very large dose of humor and a dash of flirtiness and sensuality.

I enjoy the company of folks who have a similar sense of humor and can carry a conversation. I am just as comfortable talking about the weather or how great you look in yoga pants.

I like seeing whom I am chatting with, so please have a photo in an album somewhere.

I consider myself a Mutualist. Just as much as I would want to spank you, I would want you to spank me. In theory.

I believe a women's feet say a lot about her. As does her choice of earrings.

I offer free kisses on Tuesdays. Just inquire within.

While I am just a regular guy, I tend not to fit into any of the categories people would choose to put me in.

Want to be friends?

I only accept requests from women. However, I will send you my frienship application and ask you to answer the questions within. I will not accept a friend request blindly.

I am non-smoking, non-drinking and drug free. Prefer friends to be drug free as well.

And no, I am really not Batman.

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BlueEyez824: Thank You!!!!!
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TurnerEight: (_)_)

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Tashina_: the other kind of cheeky
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TurnerEight: Just adding to your collection ...3 to go!
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Tashina_: thank you
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TurnerEight: Meeeee???
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TurnerEight: Fridays on Wire suck!
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KitterPuss: Mondays always suck the most lol
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TurnerEight: Sheesh...is any day good??
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Tashina_
Tashina_: dunno but we will find out i guess
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TurnerEight: No more meetings today!!!

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TurnerEight: One by one i place an M&M from the front door to the steps. One each step, another M&M. A trail of M&Ms leading up to the hallway.

After the last step, the trail of candy changes. The M&Ms split into three separate trails with three different candies making the trail.

A trail of Mini Reeses Cups leads to the office...

A trail of Twizzler Bites lead to the bathroom...

A trail of individually wrapped Life Savers lead to the bedroom...

Which candy path do you follow?
What happens once you get to the deatination?
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esthermc86
esthermc86: And why is the kitchen not a destination to choose from! That's where FOOD is!! This is a horrible game Turner
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SunsetJuliette
SunsetJuliette: Yes, really!? The kitchen has many uses! Numero uno being where foods are!
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TurnerEight: women!!
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BlueEyez824: pure sexiness
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Tashina_: omg
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BlueEyez824: dont you just wanna wrap your lips around that
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Tashina_
Tashina_: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrner
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TurnerEight: Gorgeous #1 Toes
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TurnerEight: Interesting chat day. Some good times...some mediocre blahs...and a surprise here and there.
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Tashina_: Gotta love the suprises
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TurnerEight: A few days early...but some of you I know are celebrating already....

Happy Snappy Thanksgiving to all my Canadian friends!
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Ice Hawkie
Ice Hawkie: TY Turner 🍗🦃
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