 Friends         | Married male, been married for 29 yrs, empty nester. Ask me and i'll answer. Ex Military.  tspccc84ab: OMG this is so funny - A man lives on a farm, he writes to his son in prison - I can't grow potatoes this year. I'm too old to be digging up the field. Soon he gets a letter back from his son. - You can't dig in the field, that's where I buried the bodies! The next morning the cops went to the farm. They dug up the entire field but found nothing. Soon the farmer gets another letter from his son. -Now Dad, you can grow potatoes. It was the best I could do from here. Copy and paste if you laughed!!! LOL 15 days ago • Report • Link 0 tspccc84ab: Shared - not scared 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn sexy! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Sexiest person I know! 11 = Fuckin amazin 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = I wanna f--k u 14.= Let's get married 15.= I want to make babies tspccc84ab: You and I are handcuffed together on the bed . Using ONLY 4 words, what would you say to me. Note: If you comment you must copy and paste this to your status so I can comment on yours as will tspccc84ab: 💍 Marriages: 1....29 Years 💔 Divorces: 0 👶 Kids: 1 🙋♂️Brothers: 2 - half - whereabouts unknown 🙋♀️Sisters: 1 👩⚕️Surgeries: too many ✒ Tattoos: non 🌴Been to an Island: Yes! ✈️Flown on a Plane: Yes 🚑Rode in an Ambulance: often 🎤 Sang Karaoke: Badly ⛸ Ice Skating: Yes 🚢Been on a Cruise: No 🏍Rode a Motorcycle: Yes 🏍 Owned a Motorcycle: Yes 🐴 Rode on horse: Yes - fell off 🏥 Stayed in a Hospital: Yes - see surgeries above 🍓Favorite fruit: Strawberries 🌓 Favorite day: any day after 5pm 🌈 Favorite Color: Green 📱Last phone call: Word ☕️ Coffee or Tea: Tea 🥧 Favorite pie: Apple 🍕fav pizza: MEAT, as long as it has BACON 🐱 Cat or dogs Dogs ☃️ Favorite season: Winter 📆 Favorite holiday: Anyone after 5pm 🏈 Favorite Sport: Hockey Hold your finger down and select copy. Then go into your own status, paste, and change your answers! |
