Friends         |  trovami: Beautiful, just Beautiful 2 months ago • Report • Link    2  trovami: Thank you so much! Don't know what I did to deserve this, but makes me smile thank you my friend   Loving soul 8 in reply to trovami: You are very welcome. Just wanted to surprise you with a little flower. Hope you are well sweetie  View all 4 posts Loving soul 8 in reply to SidAgain: OMG... I think i would be traumatized Sis 🤯 ppfff what a giant beast !!! View all 5 posts Loving soul 8: That's indeed old stuff but we remembered much more ..like phone numbers we had to dial  trovami in reply to Loving soul 8: Absolutely, cell phones remember for the kids today, god forbid the cell phone breaks and they need to know a phone number trovami: If you are offended easily. ( not attentive; heedless ) please realize this is not an offensive joke, It is humor within, No one person is born the same, we are different for reasons, that nobody knows, if they did ,there would not be so much hatred in this world, Laugh, smile, Please don't take everything literally, see the wonder of the world and difference of the people, and realize not everyone, who makes a joke, with ethnicity, does it with intent of racism, Mostly, it is with intent, that we would like to think the same, without, thinking about color or race. I shall share my joke now thank you for taking the time to read this first:  View all 10 posts trovami in reply to SidAgain: No matter what the view is or the viewer sees, lets' hope they never try to skew the view of others. Loving soul 8: Hahahaha 🤣 can see the situation in front of me lolol Thank you for giving us such a good laugh sweetie View all 4 posts Loving soul 8: Yes, its a lot like that...the one who needs less ...take or complain the most .... Thanks for sharing Sis View all 12 posts (Post deleted by staff ) (Post deleted by staff ) trovami: Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, " Our patrol helicopter clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut." The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says," Now dear you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" "Oh heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking." |
