tjohnb638: this gal is going golfing, and there are 4 guys ahead of her
she waits till she thinks they are far enough out before she hits her ball
1 of the guys was jumping around holding his crotch
she runs up and appologizes and tells him she is a massage therapist and she can make it feel better for him
he says yes
she tells him to lie down on his back with his arms out
she reaches inside his pants and starts massaging him
after a few minutes she asks if it feels good
he said yes that feels great but my thumb is still broken
tjohnb638: u know the times are changing when now, they won't let u in a bank without a mask, before u couldn't get in with 1?
tjohnb638: the female willing chat room, booted me out and blocked me for saying shit, taking the pg a little too far? what a crock of shit
tjohnb638: joke of the day
condoms don't always protect u during sex, a friend of mine was wearing 1 and he was shot, by her bf lol
disclaimer: now i'm not a racist at all, I don't see skin color, and not a homophobe, don't care what any1 does with their mini me
joke: what did 1 gay guy say to the other gay guy before they went on vacation?
can I help u pack ur shit