This venue is my way to reach out and stay in touch with friends. Hopefully, with the grace of luck and some harmless trickery, I might be able to make some new ones.

I have recently rekindled a love I thought was lost a long ago - and that is writing. For reasons I do not know, it has sprung back with a fury and a vengeance. I am grateful to all who have taken the time to read my autobiographical short stories. These are stories which capture the love and the humor for which I grew up in. I write these stories as a testament to my parents but I share them with you, my dear friends.

I have little concern for what your ethnic, cultural or spiritual background is. You will not be judged for anything more than your ability to be a human being with a grand soul. If you can't be a human being - if your purpose is to cause pain and discord - then I will come at you like a rabid badger.

Diversification is fine, for we are all part of the same race.... the Human Race.

~Thosny~

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Uk TO USA: Nice to see your still a wannabe smart person but still .. an huge idiot
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Angry_Beaver: "an" huge idiot...oh the irony
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bunny__boiler: Wow what a great insult beaver .. you pick on grammar
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brunnie: Nerd lol ....hardly...It was a correction for SIMPLE grammar that you should already know ESPECIALLY if you are calling out someone as being an idiot
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Thosny: Election day folks. Get out there and do your civic duty as a citizen.
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brunnie: Voters were turned away because the dumb asses running the poll place said they ran out of poll sheets. They actually had cases and cases. Dumb asses running for a nomination and dumb asses running the poll sites
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Thosny: Hahaha.... you love me so much, you were hoping for dysentery... or at the very least, a bear mauling.
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Thosny: Wizard Action News β„’

Twas the Night of Halloween
And all through the house
Every belly was churning
With some farts and a belch

All the baskets were dropped
With wrappers everywhere
In the hopes that the parents
Would pick them up and not care

The children were nestled
All safe in their beds
While visions of MilkyWays
Danced in their heads

With I checking for staples
And her checking the wraps,
We swiftly did an inventory
Of everyone's little snacks

When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
Was a hoodlum throwing my pumpkin
Woah - did it splatter!

Away to the window
I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutters
And threw up the sash

With the moon on his face
He had struck a new low
He gave me the finger!
And kicked the pumpkin below

When what
To my wandering eyes
Should appear like a leopard
But the K9 Police force
And their 8 nasty sheppard's

With a bullhorn on hand
So lively and quick
He screamed into his horn
"Put your hands up you prick"

More rapid than eagles
His sheppard's they came
As he whistled
And shouted
And called
Them by name

Now Growler
Now Snarl
Now Deathgrip
Now Paws
On Copper
On Rapper
On Prozac
An JAWS

With a bite
Of his ass
On his way
Over the wall
Now the fuckers in pain
And he hasn't even called JAWS

With a tweet of his whistle
And a twist of his head
He told Jaws to get ready
And go straight for his head

Jaws spoke not a word
But went straight
To his work
And gots his legs
A runnin'
Going straight for the jerk

Jaws sprang straight
For his head
But the bastard was fast
He was running for his life
Now Jaws had his ass

He ripped him up one way
And down the next
He bit into his arms
And then into his pecs

The cop blew the whistle
As the hoodlum just cried
"Halloween is for kids,
But you're gonna go for a ride"

The cop grabbed the punk
And threw the punks bag of goodies
"You can have all his candy.."
"For the trouble with Mr. Hoodie"

I stared with amazement
As I gnawed on the candy
I didn't have a pumpkin
I think it was Randy's ....

Another year has gone
On this festive October night
Merry Halloween to all
And to all a ghoul night
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Thosny: Get out there and vote people... let's take back America from these Republican gobstoppers in Washington.
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Brandijoi12 in reply to miraclespirit1973: When was it great for Black people?
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Lucy Pearl: Tell the truth, Brandji.
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Thosny to _TRUTH_: Awww Truth...
Truth....Don't leave. Please. You are such an angel of a person, I would miss your uplifting posts, words of wisdom and funny anecdotes.
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_TRUTH_: Thank you so much for you kind words. I'm so sorry I accidentally deleted the badge you gave me, I was trying to delete my past posts. I wanted you to know how grateful and flattered I am to you for that and for becoming such a good friend to me. Hugs
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Thosny: After spending several minutes of the Politics room, the room nuts are out in full force and once again, are contributing to the abomination of facts surrounding Mr. Florida RedNeck Pipe Bomb Mailer. Evidently, the right (led by class clowns Dash, VStar, Ariana and Diana) all believe that the pipe bombs were a hoax set forth by the Democrats.

It doesn't matter that FBI Director Wray said they were real bombs. Disregard that they had every characteristic required to be a bomb - these fools believe they were a hoax. How troubling can these people's lives be that they can say these sort of things? How utterly pathetic can people be to cast doubt at a time like this?

Adding insult to injury, we now have the Pittsburgh synagogue that was brutally attacked by an anti-semetic gunman. The response by Trump and our Conservatives? There should have been an armed guard there.

(awkward pause)

That's right - in order for you to go to your house of worship, we need to have an armed guard present at the doors of your Savior. Uh huh

Stochastic Terrorism - it's a term that describes the use of mass media to incite lone wolves to carry out unpredictable acts of violence. A Stochastic Terrorist knows his inflammatory rhetoric will stir up violence. The stochastic terrorist just doesn't know exactly who will do it or how, when, or where something will happen.

It's like throwing a rock at a hornets nest in a tree. One of those hornets is going to find a victim at some point. This is how Trump operates. This is the President of the United States and he is nothing more than a terrorist.

But hey - maybe you're not convinced yet. Maybe you think we are just taking his words wrong and we should give him the benefit of the doubt. Let's see some examples of what he has said in the past.

"Maybe he should have been roughed up"
"I'd like to punch him in the face"
"I'd bomb the shit out of them"
"If Hillary gets to pick judges, maybe the 2nd Amendment people can do something about it."
"They are bringing DRUGS. They are bringing CRIME. They are bringing RAPISTS."
"Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything."
"Any guy that can do a body slam, that's my kind of guy"
"I'm a Nationalist."
"Enemy of the People"
"Globalists"
"Very fine people on BOTH sides."

Please - for the love of your God and the for the love of this country folks, get out there and VOTE on November 6th. Pick up a friend and go together. Create a ride share if you have to but GET OUT THERE AND VOTE for the representative who will be YOUR voice to combat this vile piece of crap.

The Republicans of this party - the TRUE Republicans - don't have the cahoonas to do what is right and necessary. They would prefer to crash and burn this country then to defend it from this racist bigot.

We are at a time in history in which your vote means more now than at nearly any other juncture. Your vote matters.
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Lindsay_ in reply to Marissa Unimpressed:
Add me if you like, and I'll go with you and will enjoy annoying them too. I am game!!! They can shove it They can try to bully all they want
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Thosny: Market volatility is increasing. These 3 market indices should NOT be moving in the same direction. The only people making money right now are the *short players* and that type of trading scares the crap out of me.
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Sunny B Lucky: Thank dog I'm so diversified and focused that I'm actually insulated from any of these market fluctuations. I make money no matter what the markets, up or down.
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Sunny B Lucky in reply to BashfulGirl: @BashfulGirl - it means that, when your'e young, if you have any extra money and want to have money when you're older, buy some really good Vanguard index funds. and let them grow.
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Thosny in reply to Sunny B Lucky: In the last recession, how insulated were you?

The chances of a recession are mounting. And the prospects for the American stock market in the next decade have worsened appreciably.

Vanguard tracks data to predict the likelihood of a recession at certain points in the future. In recent years, the company has put the probability of a recession six months out at close to 10 percent. Now, Vanguard says the chances of one are between 30 and 40 percent. That’s Vanguard’s highest-ever estimate for a time frame. E-V-E-R
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BashfulGirl: You're married! Awesome! Congrats!
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BashfulGirl in reply to Thosny: You had no time to chat with your wire relationships. 😁
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Thosny in reply to BashfulGirl: uh huh.... is that the excuse you're going with?
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BashfulGirl in reply to Thosny: If its true!
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Cuteasbuttonz: But besides that you're still handsome in the inside out you have a rare Beauty about you you're very intelligent very caring and that's what makes you handsome not lights cameras action haha but anyway nevertheless you're very good friend and I just want you to know that you are
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Cuteasbuttonz: You handsome man !!! Have a wonderful morning
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Thosny: Thank you Cute. Trick photography, carnival mirrors, prohibitive angles and spectacular lighting conditions hide all the flaws.
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Thosny: This Disney heiress is here to tell you exactly what the 1% did with Trump’s tax cuts

https://t.co/k8q67yz7lU

twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1050592648233332736?s=09
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Thosny in reply to BlushingBeauty: She has an entire media stream devoted to her outspoken views. What a wonderful woman she is.
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gingertreegirl: a wonderfull woman indeed , not that its any suprise ... so take your children and grandchildren to Disney , or whom ever , to thank the refreshingly honest nice Lady
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