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Let's pretend you came here and saw the most eipc bio you've encountered in close to a week!! It was really witty and had a lot of insight and tons of smart stuff in general. And when you were done you thought... "What a gem, I'm really impressed by her and like her a lot. I have to get to know her"

Ps. It's called imagination guys... Work with me

Also... cake!

P.S.S.. This has been up for weeks and no one could tell me I spelled "epic" wrong? You know what? I'm not even gonna fix it.. Just look at it and think abt what you've done

Thicctionary
Thicctionary: Hanna's father really slacked off. Taught her 500 ways to kill a man but couldn't hand her a Seventeen magazine issue talking about Girl Code
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FireEagle
FireEagle: Lol this sounds like its about a show
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: Lol it is
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Thicctionary: I'm tired of these disappointing 'horror' movies
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honestjack
honestjack: Evil Dead... All time best !
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BAD_WOLF__
BAD_WOLF__: Not profitable. Low budget, cheap jump scares and recycled bad plot points is enough to get dumb audiences to pay.
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RichieM2375
RichieM2375: I have always found Horror movies stupid and annoying rather than scary
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T i n a_
T i n a_: Cute
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CJMK
CJMK: Beautiful...
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: Thanks guys😊
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: I cant hear anything when a man with a concave chest tries to talk to me
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CJMK
CJMK: Yeah because he is dead.
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: You'd think so, wouldn't you
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Thicctionary: Ugh... egg yolk
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Thicctionary: I've started watching obese people do mukbang. Idk, I hate seeing it but I just cant look away. I- πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ
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CJMK
CJMK: It is literally like a train wreck.
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: It is. I want to feel bad for them but they're just making their situation worse. They're very industrious though. They've found a way to monetize their addiction
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Jaybird238
Jaybird238: How r u doing \(^;^)/
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studio2downs
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: Why am I seeing so many dicktures today? Is that allowed now? πŸ₯΄
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Kimber Not kim
Kimber Not kim: well ewww I might have to go poke ma minds eye out just thinking of all this lol ..
Nice to see you Thic
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BAD_WOLF__
BAD_WOLF__: Deal.
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RichieM2375
RichieM2375: No titty pics? No fair.
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: Nah this heat is not fair πŸ₯΅
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BoySetsFire
BoySetsFire: Thiccy πŸ™‚
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BAD_WOLF__
BAD_WOLF__: *screech of heat exhaustion*
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RichieM2375
RichieM2375: it is 75 here with a nice breeze
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Thicctionary
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Thicctionary: I'm watching 90 day fiancee recaps so I dont have to watch the full seasons. Where are these foreigners finding these stupid Americans who want to throw away money on people who CLEARLY don't want them and are ONLY using them??? Where ?? Someone just point me in their direction.
Ps. Asking for a friend (obvs)
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ThisIsForRachel
ThisIsForRachel: Lmao, I’m sure you can find some in the PCL πŸ˜‚
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: Unforgettable on netflix is a prime example of why I wont date a man with a child... Deze baby mama hoes be wilin'
Whew!
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Princess Noir
Princess Noir: Bms always wilin and messy af :unamused:
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: Its amazin how people in relationships allow themselves to be manipulated and controlled by their partners. Its toxic and everyone can see it but them.
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Space Sauron
Space Sauron: reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/
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Blackshoes
Blackshoes: Mankind is as bright as we would like to be
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: Length check πŸ’…πŸΎ
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: Lol if you say so
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FireEagle
FireEagle: Aww she not baldheaded 😌
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: All this thunder and no rain πŸ™„
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BADBOY CHEF O_K
BADBOY CHEF O_K: I have both
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tsanmisc
tsanmisc: Sometimes all one can say is wooow.
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BAD_WOLF__
BAD_WOLF__: Church clothing?
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: Lol wedding clothing
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: 90 Day fiancee, the show where unattractive uninteresting Americans act shocked that the younger much better looking foreigners arent interested in them solely for their looks or less than charming personalities. Kmt Bye
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BAD_WOLF__
BAD_WOLF__: We started hating on Americans before it became popular.
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RenaReigns
RenaReigns: Lol ok you guys win
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: I need a life coach to come get me together
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FireEagle
FireEagle: We all do
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RichieM2375
RichieM2375: I can come get you. Together I'm not sure.
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Thicctionary
Thicctionary: Today I dont feel like doing anything ...
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Blackshoes
Blackshoes: I never feel like doing anything at this age
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BAD_WOLF__
BAD_WOLF__: So basically... Yesterday.
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jvwoodcock80
jvwoodcock80: Kute
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Adamantium
Adamantium: Knows all the selfie angles☝️
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Maddick Enya
Maddick Enya: Deffinately!
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