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43 Female from Sydney       13
         

bhryudin
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: what's wrong with these woman who lay down with loser, wannabe-hustler thugs? they don't have an ounce of grey matter between their ears.they whine and cry and ask you to help them. they probably knew these guys were losers in the first place.
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
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collidervideo
collidervideo: Those big tits need something between them
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: oh yeah if u think so
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collidervideo
collidervideo: Then pulls mine out and puts it between them
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: You tripped me, so I fell for you.
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?
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collidervideo
collidervideo: Would love to but the pic i want is one for the bedroom
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: Boys are great. Every girl should have one.
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in.
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: Love is the fart
Of every heart
For when held in
Doth pain thy host
But when let out
Pains others most
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you steal mine.
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: It's not my fault that I fell for you... You tripped me!
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: ome say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one... You!
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therresa_ranger: Your dad must have been a theif because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
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therresa_ranger: Every night I go home crying because I'll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again
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therresa_ranger: Every morning I wake up happy because I know I'll see you.
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therresa_ranger
therresa_ranger: I get the best feeling in the world when you say "Hi" or smile at me, because I know that even for a second that I've crossed your mind.
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