I'm deleting my wireclub if...

If my fiance does. The only reason why I have this is to talk to her. So it's all up to her.

Can't you see I f&yw%^# love you? You're killing me as it is...

How the f%$@ can you sit there and accuse me of cheating?
How the f&w& can you say I dont love you. I love you more than anything in this f^x$%*% world and you sit there and still throw shit in my face.
I f%^~%^ up. I know. You gave me another chance and I took it. I've been there for you since, and you don't care. I drove 600 god damn F#z&z$* miles to be with the one I love (you) and I get yelled at. Whether its because I'm playing video games to much, I'm with a close friend who HAPPENS to have a vagina and who HAPPENS to be a very close friend. Oh, and let's not forget I'm "cheating" because I tell my best friend I love her. Woopty fzw*z^~ god damn doo. I've bought you shit, I payed for the thing on your lip, I payed for you at the concert, I've been with you since you got here, the only time we're apart is when I'm at school.

Shows how appreciative you are, when I drove so far to get you, to treat you like a f%&x~w$ queen, and defend you when someone talks shit about you, and love you, and hold you, and be there when you need me. How am I gonna cheat I'M WITH YOU ALL DAY LONG! You say you love me, show it. Stop accusing me, start trusting me. Stop going through my shit and finding old letters I wrote to some girl MONTHS ago. Stop going through my phone looking for something to yell at me about.

If you want to go back home, fine. Just remember that you'll NEVER find anyone like me again. You'll never find anyone who loves you and treats you like I do. You can throw everything I've done in the past in my face all you want. I've changed since than, I was stupid than. I'm not cheating, I wouldn't cheat, and I'm not going to cheat.

ANd you think I'm not gonna replace you when I leave? One, no one can replace you, but I'm gonna tell you the same thing you told me. I can't stay alone forever.

You've broken me down, you've made me cry, you've made me feel bad. Congratulations. You've successfully picked me apart.

I don't plan on losing you. I never want to lose you. I NEED you. I love you more than words can describe. There is no description for my love for you. I need you in my life. You ARE my life. You are the only thing that keeps me breathing. You're my heart. I need you baby, so please dont go.

I'm not gonna stop you if you decide to leave... It's not up to me. But I beg for you to stay. Here... with me. Don't ever let me go.

I love you and you know I do. Dont let me go..

New Guitar

I'm gonna be posting new guitar pics this afternoon if not tomorrow with the new WA ESP. Look for them tomorrow ^-^

Willie's fz^~%@w retarded xD!

Randy's Black Eye (Randy v Mark continued)

Last night (continued)

First I just wanna tell to story about how I won Willie's guitar.

Basically when they called my name I started having like a mini seijure lol. My arms and legs were shaking so bad. John and Mark were giving me such a hard time, dude. John was like "No, you're bullshittin'" I was like dude I swear to f@~&w@& god lol. They asked (more like demanded) for my ID. And I didnt have it lol. They asked (demanded) what my email was (cuz I put it on the card) and I was like "dead-memories123@h******.com" and John was like, "That's not it there's no '123'" I looked at it and was like "mother f%#^&~!" I ended up getting it anyway; and I was still shaking lol. My legs were shaking so bad I thought my ankles were gonna break xD. And RVA magazine was there and they took pictures while I held up the guitar. Which I was worried my arms were gonna give out on and I was gonna drop the guitar from me shaking so much.

All in all, it was f^x&%~& great

Dude. The LOG Concert.

So we went to the meet and greet first. We sat there for 3 fw@y$~x hours. Three. We were the second in line. Got shit signed, and stuff like that. I signed up to win Willie Adler's signature guitar which is worth $1500. Naturally I doubted myself. I knew I wasnt gonna get. Than Willie said my name I was like... OH....My....F&wz#^w.... GOD. And they started fzy%*z~ with me and laughing their asses off going "Oh you're bullshitting" But I got it.

The concert was even greater. So much greater that I cant EXPLAIN how great it was.


Well I'm tired and worn the f&%x out so I'll probably write more tomorrow afternoon. So I'ma head to bed guys ^-^.

STAY F&$&%y& METAL!

Dead Babies ^-^

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don't bleed.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.

Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.

Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to c%~&@ nuts.

Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.

Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.

Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.

Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.

How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

How many babies fit in a blender?
Depends on how powerful the blender is.

How do you know when a baby is dead?
It doesn't cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.

How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.

How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.

How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.

How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
or:
A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.

What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.

What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.

What is a foot long and can make a woman scream?
Stillbirth.

What is a foot long, blue, and makes women scream in the morning?
Crib death.

What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art.

What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with slashed floaties.

What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.

What is red and hangs around trees?
A baby hit by a snow blower.

What is green and hangs around trees?
Same baby 3 weeks later.

What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

What is pink and goes black with a "hiss."?
A baby thrown into a furnace.

What is brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What is black and goes up and down?
A baby in a toaster.

What is red and hangs out of the back of a train?
A miscarriage.

What is red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.

What is red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.

What is red, screams, and goes around in circles?
A baby nailed to the floor.

What is red and sits in the corner?
A baby with razor blades.

What is blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a baggie.

What is black and sits in a corner?
A baby with it's finger in a power socket.

What is green and sits in the corner?
Same baby two weeks later.

What is black and charred?
A baby chewing on an extension cord.

What is black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
A baby with his hair on fire.

What is blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

What is cold, blue and doesn't move?
A baby in your freezer.

What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.

What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.

What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it.

What is white and glows pink?
A dead baby with an electrode up its ass.

What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off again.

What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline?
Stopping them with a shovel.

What is more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower.

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.

What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat.

What is little and can't fit through a door?
A baby with a spear in its head.

What is the definition of fun?
Playing fetch with a pitbull and a baby.

What has 4 legs and one arm?
A doberman on a children's playground.

What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
A pitbull in front of a pile of dead babies.

What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth?
Your baby's leg.

What present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.

What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.

What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.

What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.

What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.

Know what's gross?
Running over a baby with a truck.

Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.

Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires.

What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.

-sighhhh- Surrrrveyyyyy! (...stolen from llllllexiiii)

Explain your relationship status:
Perfect<3 ^-^

Name a lyric from the last song you listened to:
Ashes of the Wake has no lyrics. All instrumental.

Last movie you watched in theaters:
The Unborn

Would you date someone on your top?
Nope.

Who was the last person you hugged?
Chyenne.

What did you wear today?
Slipknot shirt and jeans.

How many tabs are open on your computer?
One

Look to your left, what do you see?
Gregg

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
Alot

Is something bothering you?
Nope

What are you planning to do tomorrow?
LAMB OF GOD ^-^

Where is your best friend?
Iunno.

Do you mind being cold?
I dont mind it

Did you sleep in passed noon today?
Nope

Do you think two people can last forever?
Sometimes ^-^

Does anyone disgust you?
eeeeyep. And I still hate her ^-^

Do you know people with your last name that you aren't related to?
Nope.

What are you currently wearing?
Slipknot shirt and jeans? o_O

Is there a person of the opposite sy@ who means a lot to you?
Yep

Are you wearing a ring? If you are, who gave it to you?
Nope

When is the last time you had a late night conversation?
Awhile lol.

Do you have a box where you keep all your really important things?
Nope.

How late did you stay up last night?
iunno. 10 somethin

Did you have a dream last night?
Not that I remember

What pissed you off today?
Nothing yet

Have you talked to a complete axzy%xz today?
Nope.

You're thinking about someone, aren't you?
Maybe ^-^

Are you dating the last person you kissed?
Yep

Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight?
Probably not.

What did you last wish for on 11:11?
I missed it today D:

How many letters are in your last name?
Nine

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yes ^-^

Do you miss the way things use to be?
Not really.

Honestly, last person to see you in your underwear?
Heather.

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Which one? lol

Did you take a nap today?
Nope.

Three days from now, will you be in a relationship?
Yeppurz

Does it bother you when people respond to a text with one word?
Yeah lol

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone???
Nope.

Are you easily amused?
Yeah xD

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
I was dating..... Heather actually lol.

Who was the first person you talked to today?
Heather.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Yep.

Think a lot before you fall asleep?
Not really lol.

Are you wearing any makeup right now?
Nope.

Are you someone's best friend?
Iunno lol.

Do you miss someone right now?
Narr.

Survey (Stolen from Lexi xD)

Has someone ever told you they love you and you didn’t say it back?
Yeah.

A week from today, will you be in a relationship?
Yes

Did you go out or stay in last night?
Stay in.

Are you happier now or three months ago?
Now

Do you dislike it when people dont show emotion?
Si

Who was your last text from?
Heather

Single or Taken?
Taken<3

What is something you disliked about your day?
Nothing yet.

Is it easy to make you cry?
Yes.

Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now?
I'm not home lol

Has it been more then 24 hours since you last saw your bf/gf?
Nope

Do you like winter?
I do ^-^

Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Si ^-^

Who have you texted today?
Heather, Mom, Gregg.

Were you going out with the last person you kissed?
I am ^-^

Who was your last comment from?
Lexi, I think.

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Iunno lol

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Si. I always do lol

Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?
Yeah ^-^

Do you think you can last in a relationship for more than 3 months?
Yezzir ^-^

Current mood?
Hyper & Bored. Not a good combo lol.

How far away is the last person you kissed?
About 8 blocks lol. I'm in school and she's at home.

Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
Hell no.

How are things between you and the person you like/love/are with?
Great ^-^

Are you talkative?
Si

Who taught you how to ride your bike without the training wheels?
Me lol.

Is there someone in your life you don't want in it?
Possibly

Do you get jealous easily?
Si.

Where is your mum atm?
Iunno. Working I'd suppose.

Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
Yep.

Why aren't you with the boy/girl you like?
Cuz I'm at school lol.