Hiiiiiiiiii!!!!! I’m THEJen. THE stands for Tenacious Humble Eccentric, which is both what I am and also a handy way to stand out from all the other Jens, Jenns, Jennys, Jennies, and Jennifers on Wire.

Girls as quirky as me are as rare as rocking horse shit, so if you want a genuinely unique friend then say hi!!!!

I am single, annoying, and British. I want to find new mates, but I’m not here for sexy play or romantic entanglements. I do like to laugh and joke about a lot.

I don't add people who are under 18. Please don't waste your time sending a friend request.

My favourite word is cockwomble.




THEJen
THEJen:

Goooooooood Morning
Gooood Moooorning
Good morning WireClub
Good morning
Good morning

To ALL you beautiful ladies.

Hope you all have an awesome Monday.


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SnarkyWabbit90: Waking up and adulting are both overrated
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THEJen in reply to SnarkyWabbit90: Who is adulting? Can we tell them to stop?
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THEJen: I'm hungry. Who wants a full English?
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THEJen in reply to morrys4all: Always!!!!
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lakeydaysaint: Do the English actually eat English muffins for breakfast?
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THEJen in reply to lakeydaysaint: What is an English Muffin? lol
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THEJen: Good morning Wirelings. Great to see you all.
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THEJen in reply to Little Miss Darcy: Good moaning Darcy Crabtree.
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mollymo269: Good morning!!!
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THEJen in reply to mollymo269:
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THEJen: Two friend requests in one day from under 18 yr old accounts.

I don't EVER accept friend requests from children. Save your time and don't send them.
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THEJen: There has got to be some fun SOMEWHERE here tonight. I wanna giggle and listen to music lol
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THEJen in reply to Little Miss Darcy: no that's me!! I'm a real
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Little Miss Darcy: Sure sure lol
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THEJen in reply to Little Miss Darcy: As it says on my bio: "I’m not here for sexy play or romantic entanglements". I'm the only real good girl on Wire
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THEJen: Feels like there are more catfish in the Lesbian rooms than ever before. Is that true, or have I just been here so long now I recognise them all?
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Skjoldmo: Pmsl Jen. You do make me smile !! Talk about Northern lasses in sync ! I can pop my head in certain Lesbian Rooms, look at the list and actually giggle out loud at the number of "lasses" who basically ain't lasses !!
But what has always genuinely made me laugh out loud Jen is the furore if a guy actually enters the room and the ones fizzing to get him booted have a 2nd career as Porn Stars. Well, according to their profile pics and good old Image Search. Too funny !!!
❤️
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xKiranx: They've always been around. You woulda thought the age of web cams woulda discouraged it more.
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THEJen: They've always been around, but there seem to be SOOOO many more now
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THEJen: Happy but bored. Happy but bored. Happy but bored. Happy but bored. Happy but bored.



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Karen33405: I'm glad you're happy
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THEJen in reply to Karen33405: but bored lol
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THEJen: Happy Saturday!!!!!!



The weekend is well under way and it looks like it is gonna be a good un!!!

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Whiteswan01: I give up my spelling is shit brain is taken a leave of absence
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THEJen in reply to Whiteswan01: Get parental controls and block child line. #JobDone
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Whiteswan01 in reply to THEJen: That's an idea thank you for the light bulb moment 😉
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THEJen: Hello sun. Good to see you.
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THEJen in reply to Skjoldmo: I actually did used to be a Telegraph reader, though the quality of the press and news media has been dire in recent years so I have given it up. I stick to specialist podcasts now.
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THEJen in reply to dantor: Just doesn't visit Scotland any more... Was banned by the SNP for refusing to take a pro-separatist position.
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dantor: It might be allowed back. It has a second home here
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THEJen: Can't sleep lol
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THEJen in reply to Karen33405: lol
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Karen33405: I hope you catch up on your sleep this weekend.
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THEJen in reply to Karen33405: I hope so too lol
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THEJen: I would appear I fell asleep after work....... Will somebody make me some dinner please? I'm too tired.
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Karen33405 in reply to Skjoldmo: What’s gado?
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Skjoldmo: Gado Gado is like one of the National Dishes of Indonesia often had for breakfast. Lightly steamed vegetables with meat or tofu added, cooked in a wee bit of coconut milk , served with a topping off Satay Sauce. Also served with a couple of fried or poached eggs on top. My kids love it Karen
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Karen33405 in reply to Skjoldmo: Sounds delish. I've never come across an Indonesian restaurant before. Thai yes. Chinese and Japanese of course, tons of them. But never seen an Indonesian one.
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THEJen: After an evening away from Wire, looks like I missed nothing. Maybe I should have more evenings off.

Good morning Wirelings!!!
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THEJen in reply to Little Miss Darcy: Trouble??? Me???? Are you sure you aren't looking in a mirror?
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Little Miss Darcy in reply to THEJen: I'm a good girl
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THEJen in reply to Little Miss Darcy:
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THEJen: Hello Wirelings.... Can I leave work yet?
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Karen33405 in reply to THEJen: Wiggle your mouse to give the illusion of activity.
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THEJen: No need. Started a meeting that only I am in. It says in meeting.
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Karen33405 in reply to THEJen: good one!
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THEJen: Can't sleep tonight.
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THEJen in reply to Little Miss Darcy: Work now
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Little Miss Darcy: Still goto bed
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THEJen in reply to Little Miss Darcy: I wish I had a job where I could do it half asleep and on my back
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THEJen:



Good morning my adorable Wire friends. How is everyone today?
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Skjoldmo: Fab Sweetie and hope the Jenster is too
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THEJen: Somebody save me from the boredom of work!!
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THEJen in reply to Little Miss Darcy: Not sure I remember what fun is. lol
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Little Miss Darcy in reply to THEJen: Lol I'm sure it'll all come back to you
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THEJen in reply to Little Miss Darcy:
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THEJen: Watch out Wire: I seem to have gotten my mojo back.
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Karen33405 in reply to SnarkyWabbit90: LOYALTY
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THEJen in reply to Karen33405: lol
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THEJen: Question people:

When somebody you don't know sends you a friend request while you are asleep, but they have their Profile, Messages and PMs set so that not even friends can contact them: How long do you give them to make contact before you decide to block?
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smashley27: I think it depends. If I add someone and they never attempt to reach out to me then I’ll delete them after awhile. I wouldn’t block them just delete them. It takes a lot for me to block someone. Now if I add them they start commenting on my post with stupid comments and I can’t reach out to them at all then it’s a delete and maybe block. I think blocking someone who doesn’t talk is a little to much. That said it’s weird you’re adding friends with your profile on lockdown.
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THEJen in reply to smashley27:
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Skjoldmo: Exactement Snarky ma Cherie !!
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THEJen: Goooood Morning Wirelings!!!!!

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JetSetLA: Good Morning/Good Afternoon
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THEJen: Awwww thank you hun.
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Whiteswan01 in reply to THEJen: Your welcome
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THEJen: Jesus, my feed is full of Secret Admirer badges. Is it Valentine's day and nobody told me?
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Skjoldmo: Good !!!!! x
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Navayah: happy days
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THEJen: I am gaining a new found respect for J.K. Rowling.
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THEJen: looks like I forgot to say good morning today, so:

Good afternoon Wirelings
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THEJen in reply to mags326: Thanks Truman lol
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Skjoldmo: Good Moaning
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THEJen in reply to Skjoldmo: Hey Crabtree.
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