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I used to be on here al long long time ago, i think my name was most valuable player or something, i only remember a few i used to speak with so I probably sent you a friend request hahah im back

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The_Ultimate_Aussie: Elmo on meth vs a fully lubed E.T in a fight to the death, who wins and why?
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The_Ultimate_Aussie to Adite: Adite….its like we say hello once a year 😂 we dont even know why we know each other but we just accept it….i forget this place like a rock in the womb of a planet forgotten….We now exist only as interstellar waves that shall be picked up in the mind of an alien stoner as it has psychic visions hahaha say if i live to be 74. Then we only will interact another 37 more times…. Look so lets give each other topics….the electronic meat booby marinating in thinky juice inside my skull is hungry af….please feed this creature i call my brain……anyway you can choose between the smart topic or the “i cant be fv<ked even making dinner” topic…or simply both……ok topic 1, Do robots dream? Do you think A.I will enslave us or free us? ……the icbfemd topic is, you could only choose these two and its permanent (1) What ever your eyes look at, you automatically taste it….or (2) you only have one eye on your tongue and thats the only way you can see is to poke your tongue out to look around 😂?
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: Honestly i feel like ive just entered a Time Machine, this whole world of wire club is stuck in the early 2000’s, cursed to never evolve, all while marinated in this sunken madness. Im literally typing this and no one’s going to even see this shiz….just a ghost in a place where nobody could care less…..still never found out who invented cartwheels and never received my chicken sandwich…
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: How many cats could a cat cat cat if a catty could cat cat….tf am i even on this abomination of a site for, and just saying random dumb bs like my IQ is 70….. also who invented cartwheeling and where tf is my chicken sandwich?
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: Lol i can Christmas decorate
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Adite: I cannot tell if the ornament is really small or your head is really big.
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The_Ultimate_Aussie in reply to Adite: The ornament is small and also my head is big….so i guess that makes you correct….also i hate you, i hate the fact that you introduced me to that tropico 5 game and now im obsessed with it, and have stayed up way to late, its 12:38 and amd i have to be up at 5 to drive for two hours to go to a job…….tis your fault you brat
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: 2018 did this album cover
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: Back in tune with your favourite w$nkern
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: Me flirting 😂
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The_Ultimate_Aussie in reply to MargM78: Exactly, im a surprise romany
, i was thinking of getting this do e as a tattoo and on my other calf i have Winston Churchill….
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MargM78 in reply to The_Ultimate_Aussie: Ok
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MargM78: Have you seen the movie Romeo and juliet
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: Me like two years ago
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The_Ultimate_Aussie in reply to MargM78: Thanks dear, this was taken prolly like a year ago before. I decided to get littered in tatts.
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The_Ultimate_Aussie in reply to The_Ultimate_Aussie: Well two years actually
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MargM78 in reply to The_Ultimate_Aussie: Cool
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Adite
Adite: Inked and COVID safe. Now we just need a topless one!
It's great to see you back.
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The_Ultimate_Aussie in reply to Adite: 🤣🔥 awwww you always know the right words to make me smile 😉
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MargM78: Stop being naughty boy
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The_Ultimate_Aussie in reply to MargM78: 🤣😋
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: Ya who remembers this? Why am i even here, or commenting, this whole place is like a nuclear waste land drowned in the 90’s.......
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: Daum wire club lonely af, its like instagrams long lost retarded brother.
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Raindro: Very nice
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The_Ultimate_Aussie in reply to Raindro: Thanks ma’am
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The_Ultimate_Aussie: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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