Friends | MY REAL LIFE IS NONE OF ANYONE'S BUSINESS ON HERE. I WAS WITH A WONDERFUL WOMAN ON HERE BEFORE A CERTAIN PERSON SCARED HER OFF FOR GOOD. THE BLACKPANTHER: πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½οΏ½ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
6 days ago • Report • Link 0 THE BLACKPANTHER: LOTS OF LOVE β€οΈ 5 days ago • Report 0 THE BLACKPANTHER: TONS OF LOVE β€οΈ 1 day ago • Report 0 Bibarella83: Oh boy the hearts again huh? π 16 hours ago • Report 0 THE BLACKPANTHER: πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ THE BLACKPANTHER: πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ THE BLACKPANTHER: πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ THE BLACKPANTHER: A defendant wasnβt happy with how things were going in court, so he gave the judge a hard time. Judge: βWhere do you work?β Defendant: βHere and there.β Judge: βWhat do you do for a living?β Defendant: βThis and that.β Judge: βTake him away.β Defendant: βWait! When will I get out?β Judge: βSooner or later.β THE BLACKPANTHER: A frustrated wife decided to give her husband the silent treatment for an entire week. For seven days, she didnβt say anything to him at all. She was hoping it would make him more attentive to her and to their marriage. At the end of the week she decided to bring it up. βYou notice anything different about us this past week?β she said at dinner. Without missing a beat he replied, βYeah, weβre getting along pretty great lately!β THE BLACKPANTHER: Secret Spot BY ADMIN / ON JANUARY 22, 2023 / AT 8:04 AM / IN DIRTY JOKES , JOKES3008 VIEWS At a restaurant both, celebrating their 50th Anniversary, the husband leans over and asks his wife, βDo you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.β Yes, she says, βI remember it well.β βOK,β he says, βHow about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old timeβs sake?β βOh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!β A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, Iβve got to follow these two to keep an eye on them in case they need help. The couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, they suddenly erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didnβt know.. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, Iβve got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, βExcuse me, but that was something else. You mustβve had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?β Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, βWell, fifty years ago that wasnβt an electric fence.β THE BLACKPANTHER: A man goes into a coffee shop and says, βI would like one of your special breakfasts.β βNo problem,β comes the reply from behind the counter. βBut I want it my way,β says the man. βWhat do you mean βyour wayβ?β asks the waiter. The man says, βWell, I want the eggs only half done. I want the baked beans done so they are baking hot on the top and freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with grease, with more rind than actual bacon. I want fried bread so greasy that the grease pours out of it.β βI donβt have the time to do all that!β replies the waiter. βHmm, it seemed you had the time yesterday!β answers the guest. THE BLACKPANTHER: πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ THE BLACKPANTHER: πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ THE BLACKPANTHER: Yesterday morning, I went downstairs, and I found my wife in the kitchen. She was preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the βT-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, still half asleep, she turned to me and said softly, βyouβve got to make love to me this very moment!β My eyes lit up as I thought, βI am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.β Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, βThanks,β and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, βwhat was that about?β She explained, βThe egg timerβs broken!!!β THE BLACKPANTHER: Two prostitutes in a van were driving through a small southern town displaying a sign on the side of their van that read: TWO PROSTITUTES LOOKING FOR WORK. When pulled over by the local police, they were told that it was illegal to display such a sign on the side of their vehicle. About that time a van drives by with the sign JESUS SAVES proudly displayed on its side. βWell that van had a sign on its side and you didnβt stop themβ, argued one of the prostitutes to the police officer. βWell that was a religious sign and thatβs not illegal. You girls get out of town before morning,β replied the officer. The next morning the same officer spotted the same van with the same two women in it proudly driving down Main Street. Immediately pulling the van over, he yelled, βI thought I told you two to get out of town before morningβ βBut officer, we are not breaking any law now,β said one of the girls. Proudly displayed on the side of their van was a sign that read, TWO ANGELS LOOKING FOR PETER. THE BLACKPANTHER: At a restaurant both, celebrating their 50th Anniversary, the husband leans over and asks his wife, βDo you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.β Yes, she says, βI remember it well.β βOK,β he says, βHow about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old timeβs sake?β βOh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!β A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, Iβve got to follow these two to keep an eye on them in case they need help. The couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, they suddenly erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didnβt know.. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, Iβve got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, βExcuse me, but that was something else. You mustβve had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?β Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, βWell, fifty years ago that wasnβt an electric fence.β THE BLACKPANTHER: I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. While waiting, I flipped through a book with hairstyles and I found a hairstyle I liked for myself. I asked the receptionist if I could take the book next door to make a copy of the photo. βLeave some ID, a driverβs license or a credit card,β she said. βBut my husband is here getting a haircut,β I explained. βYes,β she replied. βBut I need something youβll come back for.β THE BLACKPANTHER: A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. βI want to get screwed,β said the man. βOK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot,β answered the voice. The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed. Minutes passed and nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again. βHey,β exclaimed the sport, βI want to get screwed!β βWhat?β said the voice, βAgain?β THE BLACKPANTHER: One evening, a family sat down for dinner. The mother served fish and cauliflower. They were all eating until four-year-old Jack, chewing on his fish, found a bone. He pulled it out of his mouth and asked, βMom, what should I do with this?β βPut it where youβre sure you wonβt eat it,β said his mother. Jack looked intently at his plate and then carefully stuck the fish bone into his cauliflower. THE BLACKPANTHER: A man goes into a coffee shop and says, βI would like one of your special breakfasts.β βNo problem,β comes the reply from behind the counter. βBut I want it my way,β says the man. βWhat do you mean βyour wayβ?β asks the waiter. The man says, βWell, I want the eggs only half done. I want the baked beans done so they are baking hot on the top and freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with grease, with more rind than actual bacon. I want fried bread so greasy that the grease pours out of it.β βI donβt have the time to do all that!β replies the waiter. βHmm, it seemed you had the time yesterday!β answers the guest. THE BLACKPANTHER: πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ THE BLACKPANTHER in reply to THE BLACKPANTHER: β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ |