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61 Divorced Male from Juniata       200
         
I have a below the knee amputation with major surgery to my other foot caused by diabetic complications. So I would like to find someone to chat with.
Angel131313
Angel131313: Hope you are well miss u
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tenderralph
tenderralph: Daughters vibrator.

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.
When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.
When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.

"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.
In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law."
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tenderralph
tenderralph: Went o the Dr. today and said it all looked really good so he released me to my primary Dr.. My prosthesis guy said he couldn't believe how well I was walking. I told him about the pain he said it will get better with time. I sure hope he is right.
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Nicorrette
Nicorrette: have a good recovery!
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smelly 500
smelly 500: u are real survivor...u going to make it...faith and patience....Jim
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cynosure2002
cynosure2002: wish you can be better and better.
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tenderralph
tenderralph: Old Biker: I went to a bar last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so? "
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
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LotusBlossomxx
LotusBlossomxx: Oh Ralph!
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tenderralph
tenderralph: Happy New Year everyone.
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june55
june55: Happy New Year
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Missy5Tango
Missy5Tango: Happy New Year !
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sky_deep
sky_deep: I hope you have a great year ahead...
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tenderralph
tenderralph: Went down my ramp just using two canes, felt pretty good. The steps going down were easy. But when I came back up I would have fallen if Larissa Mckimmey would have not held me up untill I got my balance. I am sure Jason Dean will be upset because I am moving to fast. But I want to move around again. And I am careful to have someone around to catch me.
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Just Adrienne
Just Adrienne: Thank-God for people you can trust
Don't put but so much trust in them j/s
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Just Adrienne
Just Adrienne: Happy New Year!!
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tenderralph
tenderralph: If you get a friend request from me do not open it because I was hacked. And if you do better change your password.
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tenderralph
tenderralph: Merry Christmas to everyone.
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tbears
tbears: merry Christmas to U to ralph
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Catsllover: Merry Christmas
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Nicorrette
Nicorrette: Merry Christmas!
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lostone63
lostone63: Looking good
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KERBEROS2
KERBEROS2: Merry Christmas!
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tbears
tbears: looking good ralph
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Angel131313
Angel131313: Miss u
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brazillianhearted
brazillianhearted: Hi,my friend! I hope that you are having a blessed night!
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tenderralph
tenderralph: Doing a little better but still high blood sugar. Thank you.
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brazillianhearted
brazillianhearted: Your welcome! Still having high b/p hm, what happened to cinnamon and ginger? Even curry! Mixed with lots of vegetables : ) That should help.
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brazillianhearted
brazillianhearted: Hi,sunshine! May you have lots of blessings and healing! May God always keep you safe each and every single day!
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sky_deep
sky_deep: You are one of the sweetest,strongest men I know..thank you for your friendship..
–On this joyous day, and throughout the coming year, may your life be filled with good luck and prosperity.
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tenderralph
tenderralph: Swelling going down but blood sugar climbing fast, Sick of it all.
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LotusBlossomxx
LotusBlossomxx: We're here for you, through the discomfort. 'sss
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brazillianhearted
brazillianhearted: Hi,my friend! Make sure to load up on cinnamon, curry, garlic on your food to help lower your surgar. May God keep watch over you! I send you peace
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Henry walsh 64
Henry walsh 64: Feel better soon Ralph
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tenderralph
tenderralph to brazillianhearted: Thought of you and I do believe in Karma. Hope u get something good out of it.

This is for all my friends on wire & Read till the end! I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back and asked "why?" The angel said, "angels don't watch over angels!" twenty angels are in your world. Ten are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message. The universe has seen you struggling with some things and says it over. a blessing is coming your way. If you believe in Karma send this message to 14 friends including me, if I don't get it back I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. you are being tested and Karma is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in Karma drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON'T BREAK THIS. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES IT'S NOT THAT HARD. WHOEVER SENT THIS TO YOU MUST CARE ABOUT YOU
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brazillianhearted
brazillianhearted: Thank you, my wonderful friend! Angel! I have trouble trying to forward but, my phone won't let me.
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ramy11s
ramy11s: change ur phone ha lol
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brazillianhearted
brazillianhearted in reply to ramy11s: Hi,my friend! Ramy! I have been checking out other phones though ,still no other caught my eye.
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tenderralph
tenderralph: With the help of my neighbor we got the battery changed and a new one put in.Now I have to take the old one back tomorrow and hopefully my problem is fixed.
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tenderralph
tenderralph: The Voice is great.
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tenderralph
tenderralph: A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”

“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”

LOL! Keep smiling!

ENJOY!!
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smelly 500
smelly 500: Ralph, in a world of selfish greed, where everything is a self centered calculation involving greed, control making a man into a eunuch....what a nice bit of humor....thanks
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brazillianhearted
brazillianhearted: Hi! I haven't heard that joke in years! Though there were some parts in yours that are a little bit different. Lol
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tenderralph
tenderralph: This is very important to know.
Many people think that a suicide attempt is a selfish move because the person just does not care about the people left behind. I can tell you that when a person gets to that point, they truly believe that their loved ones will be much better off with them gone.This is mental illness not selfishness. TRUTH: Depression is a terrible disease and seems relentless. A lot of us have been close to that edge, or dealt with family members in a crisis, and some have lost friends and loved ones. Let's look out for each other and stop sweeping mental illness under the rug. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my family and friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. Hope to see this on the walls of all my family and friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy and paste this one, no sharing. To copy simply hold your finger on the text and the copy option will appear. Click on it. Then click on your status and paste will appear. thank you. From someone who loves you!
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tenderralph
tenderralph: Just got back from Lincoln have the wound vac back on. Not to sure they really wanted to kind of put it back in cast. It did dry out and now they are putting some thing else on it with the wound vac.
But did say it looked better then it has in a long time.
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mj8248
mj8248: thats good to hear.
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jaydeskye
jaydeskye: I was wondering how you were doing.
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tenderralph
tenderralph: The Voice is about to start.
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tenderralph: Hi thought I would give an update on my foot. Today I had to talk my daughter in how to put a new dressing on foot and she done a really good job. The reason she had to change it was because it was leaking and I didn't want blood on my bed again. Anyway as she was cleaning it up she noticed that another tunnel that appears to be going up from the heel. Will know for sure on Tuesday but if it is then he will want to take it off probably on Wednesday. If he thinks that is best then I am ready I can't live like this much longer. Just the pain stopping would be a great relief.
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tenderralph
tenderralph: The main Home Health nurse just came and changed the dressing and probed the place my daughter was talking about. She said it's not that bad and overall looks better then when we took the wound vac off.
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Just Adrienne
Just Adrienne: ❤️❤️❤️❤️✌🏽️
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tenderralph
tenderralph: Just tired will be back soon.
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