telepylus: The idea of a woman being a virgin is so magical and mysterious to me, I must meet one and talk to her. Is there even such things as virgins anymore?
telepylus: I need help, I am dying. I need a gf to love me and miss me everyday, o gosh it's so romantic. Just care about me and want me, and never hurt meh.
telepylus: Have you had any strong feelings this week you'd like to talk about or perhaps you need some relationship advice from me?