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Teeth McQueen
Teeth McQueen: Anyone who sends me this photo and then acts surprised that I make a joke about her rice farmer hat clearly doesn't know me very well.
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PaleBurnedAcid
PaleBurnedAcid: hahahahah
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A Noose of Thorns
A Noose of Thorns: Can we talk about her thighs?
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Teeth McQueen
Teeth McQueen: No, we cannot. We're not objectifying her Chris. Not today at least.
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inked_sin
inked_sin: who wears peach and purple...really?? i usually am a fan of clashy colours but meh not today
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A Noose of Thorns
A Noose of Thorns: It needs to be said, Louie. She's a prime piece of baby making material. You need to inseminate that as quickly as it is feasible.
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PaleBurnedAcid
PaleBurnedAcid: Can we talk about the awful top she is wearing and how horribly it clashes with the handbag?
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Teeth McQueen
Teeth McQueen: Haha, i'm relaying these responses to her. "what even is a the wireclub?"
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PaleBurnedAcid
PaleBurnedAcid: lawllll she seems smart too
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A Noose of Thorns
A Noose of Thorns: Ask her if she enjoys long walks on the beach followed by 2 minutes of sub-standard sex and awkward handshakes in the morning surrounded by hackneyed platitudes of keeping in touch?
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PaleBurnedAcid
PaleBurnedAcid: You are getting Louis to be matchmaker for you Christopher?
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Timid Guttersnipe
Timid Guttersnipe: is she wearing a floppy umbrella on her head?
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A Noose of Thorns
A Noose of Thorns: She can wear whatever she damn well pleases! It's the ass that matters!
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Teeth McQueen
Teeth McQueen: no, pharell's mountee hat had a baby with a dawrf nun's habit. ohh, that's good. i'm gonna use that one. brb.
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A Noose of Thorns
A Noose of Thorns: Also..she looks like a mom. I can see her driving a minivan and telling her kids to shut the hell up or they aren't going to McDonald's.
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inked_sin
inked_sin: also....is she or is she not fondling her own ass cheek?
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Emasculador
Emasculador in reply to A Noose of Thorns: She's not a mother. 1) There is no way she could wear that awful hat while chasing after a kid, trust me. 2) Her bag is too small. 3) Mothers don't get to shop in peace and take happy snaps so spontaneously.
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Kimmielouwho
Kimmielouwho in reply to A Noose of Thorns: What's wrong with mom mini vans
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A Noose of Thorns
A Noose of Thorns: Oh shut up, Elle. Gosh. I don't see you for months and you come ruinin my fantasy. Jesus.
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fustler
fustler: Yay!... let's all hand out snap judgements! I am seriously NOT pleased when I see a woman with subdermal ink! No! A woman MUST paint her fingernails a festive color! No black allowed! Wait... why the f**k is she out in public without a male chaperone?? Hold up! Has she not seen the covers of the latest fashion magazines?! Those are BINDING! There must not be a responsible influence in her life! She is obviously WAY over 100 lbs! (45.3592 kgs)
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fustler
fustler: ... love the hat though!
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Teeth McQueen
Teeth McQueen: @ my ngga fustler:
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BloodandChocolate
BloodandChocolate: louie is this "ms white trash exotic?"
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Always Unabided
Always Unabided: damn bro i thought you turned into a blonde woman.
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Teeth McQueen
Teeth McQueen: nah, i'm still pre-op bro.
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