When googling something, I always use Caps Lock so that the people from google know it's urgent.
Tattooed Dude: FYI: If you play a Ke$ha song backwards, you hear messages from Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you hear Ke$ha.
Tattooed Dude: When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver
Tattooed Dude: Ummm, excuse me waiter... I'd like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram.
Tattooed Dude: RECYCLING RULE 101: if no one saw what clothes you were wearing today, its totally fine to wear them again tomorrow.
Tattooed Dude: Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
Tattooed Dude: Do you ever go on Youtube just to watch a music video and then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?