Friends | I was born when I was very young, my parents were lovely people. Mom was a pearl diver from Yuma and dad made napalm for a local right wing group. Together we toured the country as the only family vaudeville act of the late 1990's. Once I was old enough I took up putting a boot in the groin of strangers at the bus station. Now I freelance as a female porn site quality control inspector. More |