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Dances With ... WireClub Style

You've probably seen the beautiful, classic Kevin Costner film "Dances With Wolves." Costner plays Lt. Dunbar, who is taken in by a Lakota Sioux tribe and is given the name that titles the film. Other characters in the movie are "Stands With A Fist," "Kicking Bird," "Wind In His Hair," and "Smiles A Lot."

Holly (aka WorldsApart) and I were having this goofy conversation, about my purported "hippieness," and she gave me a silly hippieish, Native American sounding name: "Running Bare." Funny. A good pun. And she gave herself a couple of others, both alluding to her lovely bosom: "Twin Moons Of Passion" and "Entrancing Globes."

The figurative light clicked on over my head, and the idea for a silly blog came to mind. Use this blog as a place to make up silly, but fitting, "Dances With Wolves" type names for other WireClub users. The intent should be to have the name fit the person, and if you can also make everyone laugh, so much the better.

Feel free to make multiple examples for the same person, or to come up with another name for someone who has already gotten a name by someone else.

Let me make one up right now:

barnestorming_girl ... her new name is:

Types Randomly With Feet
StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: (laughs)

Great start!

Here's another

Snitch: Brawls In Blogs
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Monica: Makes Men H0rny
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Holly: Kicks Question Marks
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: That one is better than mine.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Yikes!

(laughs)

Rod, please don't shoot the messenger!
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Karma
Karma: Karma: Dances With Dog
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: (laughs)

You're clearly nuts, you know that?

You should fit in well around here.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: xXLovesRequiemXx : Photographs Pouty Lower Lip
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sweetnsassygal77
sweetnsassygal77: StuckInTheSixties: Has many treasures
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: SITS: Skewers Kitty On Pitchfork
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sweetnsassygal77
sweetnsassygal77: awwwww stuck!!!!!! you make the kitty purr though...she likes ya!!!

lol
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lulu80
lulu80: ummmm i'm not good at this sort of thing but keep them coming i'll keep reading haha
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lulu80
lulu80: lmao holly
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Gurugal: Keeps Reading This Blog

(laughs) Wow! That one was lame! The standards here are pretty low, Guru. Surely you can come up with SOMETHING ...
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sweetnsassygal77
sweetnsassygal77: Gurugal: mother of many kids

Stuck: Loves to photograph nature
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lulu80
lulu80: lmfao SITS...that was lame...i like urs though sassy..oh wait

Sassy: Desperate to be Aussie
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sweetnsassygal77
sweetnsassygal77: i don't want to BE aussie...just be in AU...i LOVE being an american!!! game is on now woman!!!! just let me think!!! lol
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lulu80
lulu80: hahaha

Sassy: Aussie Who Loves Being American
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sweetnsassygal77
sweetnsassygal77: guru: she who bakes cupcakes w/ not enough milk
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lulu80
lulu80: sassy: b!itch who blurts out secrets
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sweetnsassygal77
sweetnsassygal77: Stuck: dreams of pretty kitties

Guru: loves tattoos

Barnesy: needs nappies when she laughs too hard

lumu: loves youtube.com

Outback: avoids being photographed at all costs
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lulu80
lulu80: lol ummm shouldn't they be she/he who
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sweetnsassygal77
sweetnsassygal77: i don't think it matters but to help you out...

Stuck: he who dreams of pretty kitties

Guru: she who loves tattoos

Barnesy: she who needs nappies when she laughs too hard

lumu: she who loves youtube.com

Outback: he who avoids being photographed at all costs

does that help? lol
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lulu80
lulu80: Barnesy: she who needs typing lessons
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lulu80
lulu80: haha much better ty
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lumu81
lumu81: Lumu: wets herself laughing
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lulu80
lulu80: Lumu: she who is always laughing
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: (laughs)

All this "he who ..." and "she who ..." makes it too easy.

(laughs)

Lucy's "Wets Herself Laughing" is what we're lookin' for here! That sort of thing.

That was a good one, Lucy!
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Dawn
Dawn: Dawn: walking with pervs

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Karma
Karma: HA!
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: (laughs) Good one Dawny! Applies to all of us!
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Dawn
Dawn: well i was thinking bout pervmagnet from ikea first but nah.. liked tha one better.. somehow all pervs come to me >.<
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Karma
Karma: *pervs Dawn*
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Dawn
Dawn: haha i KNEW it >.<
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: *jumps on bandwagon, pervs Dawn*
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Dawn
Dawn: stuck and karma: pulling the bandwagon perving dawn falls into swamp

haha
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Karma
Karma: Careful! In the swamp you get perved by gators.
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: I've got another one:

Kestrel: Dines On ...

uh, I mean ...

Dines With Strangers
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Dawn
Dawn: well it was you two who fell in the swamp so if you get perved by gators it's only fair!!! haha :
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: *uses index fingers to make that hokey "cross" sign*

Back! Get BACK!
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barnestorming_girl
barnestorming_girl: omg lmfao lmfao
*Types Randomly With Feet*
cant think of anything at the moment. I'm laughing to much!
rolmfao
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Cornelius Focker: Poses Behind Bizarre Pics
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StuckInTheSixties
StuckInTheSixties: Good ones! LOL@ Smells Like Ham! I like to think she smells like pastrami, but I like the rhythm of "Smells Like Ham" better for a name.
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XkittyXbearX
XkittyXbearX: haha These are too funny, I'm not sure what I would be, probably something along the lines of "loved by arabs" but who knows lol.
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