Blog PostsFriends | WireClub Clubs That Don’t Exist, But That Should> I’m Always Complaining About The “Drama” (That I’m Actually Obsessed With)> Users Of Fake Profile Pics > Neerley Funkshunelly Ilitterit Chaturs > Cybersex is Disgusting! (Except On My Other Account) > Tiny Penises > Creators Of Rooms With Pointless Warnings That "I “Kick ...” > Let’s Compare Our Rashes Hey, I have another one ... > People that upload CELEBRITIES, UNDERWEAR, NAKED or SUGGESTIVE pictures! I'll add more as I think 'em up. Any suggestions? The pictures below are PrintScreens of actual clubs that have spun into existence as a result of this blog! Egad! I've created a monster! To view them in the correct order, go to the last one, expand it by clicking on it, and then keep clicking "Previous." barnestorming_girl: omg i forgot what i was gonna say!!!! because I'm lmfao with worlds comment bout me!!! omg lmfao (I gotta breathe) omg lmfao barnestorming_girl: dam i still cant think of one! cause just when i think i do, i read this and lmfao so much!!!! omg my gutt hurts!!! lmfao StuckInTheSixties: Thank yuh ... Thank yuh ... Thank yuh veruh much ... (SITS has left the building) StuckInTheSixties: I'm sort of doing a "Dick Cheney". Sit in the background, make stuff happen, don't take any responsibility. Oh my GAWD! I've turned into a REPUBLICAN! StuckInTheSixties: I posted a comment earlier, in response to thatcdguy, and somehow it didn't stick (probably had one of those pesky "forbidden words" in it and I clicked "post" and moved on without checking ... sigh ... I do that all the time). So lemme try again: Two of thatcdguy's suggestions, "the club that I want no one else to join" and "for people who hate to join clubs" have, in a way, already been taken and sort of conceptually joined into one single club. Quite some time ago I dedided to spoof the fact that I NEVER join clubs, and I created the "I Don't Join Clubs" Club. You'll see it on my profile, along the lefthand side, in the normal place for clubs below the sampling of my "friends." Now, mind you, I didn't "join" this myself. I CREATED it. And since it's a club for those that don't join clubs, no one else gets to join it either. It's a conceptual thing. I know ... I know ... it's a very silly concept. It was meant to be. And although I don't allow anyone to actually join the club, I do welcome all to apply for membership so that their membership can be not "approved." If you go to join it, you'll only see yourself as the only prospective member. But when I, the creator of the club, go to it, I am shown the entire grouping of people who I haven't "approved" for membership. I'd love to have you all amongst my "not approved." While no one gets to actually "join" the club, applying for membership is kind of akin to joining this particular club, so I invite everyone to apply. (But you can't join, OK? OK.) Eventually, I'll have to take PrintScreens of the whole thing and present them as a blog. Yes, I'm silly. What else is new? ✰Loller✰ Skates✰: LOL im making a club its gonna be called... IM actually fake... you can find me on google! StuckInTheSixties: Ahh! Indeed you did! Looks like you were the third person to attempt to join. One of the charter non-members, so to speak! Hahaha! And you're already caught in the causality loop. Make yourself at home. Get comfortable. StuckInTheSixties: You're caught in it. And you know that I know that you're caught in it. And you know that I know that you know that you're caught in it. And you know that I know that you know that I know that you're caught in it ... See? StuckInTheSixties: I was actually going to say that the awesomest thing ever is the collected works of Frank Zappa. But much as I'd like to say that, intellectually, I know in my heart that would be a dishonest answer. The truth is, the awesomest thing ever is ... Damn! I forgot! OK. Let's go with Jimmy's typing. StuckInTheSixties: What is happening to my blog? (attempts to steer it back into the channel) It's supposed to be about "WireClub Clubs That Don’t Exist, But That Should." It was my fault. I got momentarily hung up on the concept of "awesomest thing ever." At least there wasn't a "BARREL ROLL" involved here. StuckInTheSixties: You did? *scrolls up, sees '"Until sliced bread came along, HOLLY was the awesomest thing ever."' Why, yes you did! And Holly is far more awesomer than sliced bread, diced bread, shredded bread, toasted bread, buttered bread, or any other kind of bread to be found within the known universe. StuckInTheSixties: Hahaha! They almost make it to almost making it to almost making it to almost making it .. StuckInTheSixties: Why do they call it a loop? It has a finite beginning ... I think they should call it unidirectional infinite coil. StuckInTheSixties: Hahaha! I haven't smoked pot in years, but that made me feel like I just took a big hit! StuckInTheSixties: I can't believe I didn't think of this one before, and that no one has suggested it: Dr. Jeckll And Mr. Hyde Club (The idea springs from a conversation I had last night.) This club is for WireClub members that, one minute, are lovely, sensitive, caring, civilized, witty, urbane, intelligent ... and all those other things that make them pleasant to be with ... and suddenly, for no apparent reason, turn into completely insensitive, cruel, idiotic, boring, stupid, overbearing, loudmouthed RAVING A$$HOLES!!! There should be another club to go along with it: " 'People Who Somehow Tolerate Members Of The Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde Club' " Club. StuckInTheSixties: Mousie, I will let discretion be the better part of valor ... and keep my friggin' mouth shut. StuckInTheSixties: (laughs) You guys are crazy! Boobie, you've read some of what I write, so you know I have a penchant for longwinded descriptions. LOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG winded descriptions. I have a little saying to mock myself: "Why use ten words when fifty will do?" |
Mousie: me too. That's why it's at the top of the list. Hahaha!