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40 Single Male from Salem       305
         
I am old and bald.

Stiritup
Stiritup:

I literally can not stop laughing. I skipped to like four hours in, and it is HILARIOUS.
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Stiritup
Stiritup: It's LOTR but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says it's the farthest he's ever been.
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Stiritup: I'm probably going to Hell for posting this link.
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THE_MAIN_WORDS got the Donut badge from Stiritup 5 days ago Report
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Aemond got the Donut badge from Stiritup 23 days ago Report
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jplaneswalker got the Happy New Year! badge from Stiritup 1 month ago Report
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Stiritup to jplaneswalker: Happy New Year 'cuz!
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Stiritup added a new image to his gallery Posted Images 2 months ago Report
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jplaneswalker got the Milk and Cookies badge from Stiritup 3 months ago Report
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Stiritup added a new image to his gallery Posted Images 3 months ago Report
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jplaneswalker
jplaneswalker: Your hair is coming in awsom
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Stiritup
Stiritup: I have to stop myself from shaving my beard almost daily.
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry: You voted..... for aliens i'll never forgive you...!
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Stiritup changed his profile picture: 3 months ago Report
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paganpoetry got the Exhibitionist badge from Stiritup 3 months ago Report
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Stiritup
Stiritup: Man, my coat is missing a button.
When it fell off I put it in a thing, but now I've lost the thing.
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Stiritup got the Tricky Jack-o'-lantern badge from Mew_ 4 months ago Report
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Stiritup: Every year they test the smoke alarms in the building. They give us a notice the day before, so that we can all freak out and clean our apartments. The notice says around 8 AM, so I'm usually up by 7:30.
Because of the busybody routine the day before the alarm, and the early wake up time, I always get tired around 10:30 when they haven't showed up yet, so I lay down on the couch. Then as soon as I start to drift off to sleep, the fire alarms go off.
The fire alarms are way loud. They always shock the shit out of me.
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hobostu
hobostu: You need extra coffee on alarm days. Or maybe some meth. 🤷
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Stiritup
Stiritup: Coffee for me. Maybe some weed.
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Stiritup changed his profile picture: 4 months ago Report
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Ziya95
Ziya95: Bill Gates)
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Stiritup got the Chill badge from ChubFondue 5 months ago Report
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ChubFondue got the Baseball Fan badge from Stiritup 5 months ago Report
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paganpoetry got the Baseball Fan badge from Stiritup 5 months ago Report
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Stiritup changed his profile picture: 6 months ago Report
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daisiesnfld
daisiesnfld: Very handsome, hope the personality is too
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Seiren
Seiren: alright now last crusader
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Stiritup
Stiritup: My beard is so much whiter now.
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BANGurDEAD got the Football Fan badge from Stiritup 8 months ago Report
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jplaneswalker got the Burger badge from Stiritup 8 months ago Report
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wuzzIes
wuzzIes: I too had duck encounters! We have been visiting this duck family for 3 weeks - or at least very similar looking duck families in the same area.
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Stiritup
Stiritup: Baby ducks are totally cute!
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Stiritup added a new image to his gallery Posted Images 8 months ago Report
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Stiritup: This momma duck was hell-bent on leading her ducklings across 4-lane traffic toward the railroad tracks.
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Mew_
Mew_: Aw, so cute. Mama duck was probably taken her kids to Kentucky Fried Chicken for crumbs in the parking lot.
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Stiritup
Stiritup: They were absolutely adorable.
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fakearm got the Huge Nerd badge from Stiritup 8 months ago Report
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Stiritup got the Birthday badge 9 months ago Report
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Stiritup
Stiritup: Thanks Mew!
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wuzzIes
wuzzIes: Hope you had a great bday!
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Stiritup
Stiritup: I totally did!
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