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Hot Air Balloon...

Ever wanted to try a hot air balloon ride? To gently rise, float, and then gently return to the point where your strength is equal to Gravity's?

...and while you're up there where is the bathroom other than your pants?
--> But digression is bad for swimming unless you wait 30 minutes first. It just seems like many, many people get excited about a hot air balloon ride.

Mike, Ally, and Neal worked together and decided (at a business party) to go up in the hot air balloon that was offered as part of the party. Their guide never made it so there were Mike, Ally, and Neil just floating around up there for hours before the "bad" happened. They ran out of fuel which means that the ground will soon be saying hello in a bad manner. Looking down they all noticed that they were floating directly over a long canyon. Neal said, "If we yell that canyon will produce amazing echo's."

Ally agreed so Mike went along with the idea. At that point Neal leaned as far out of the basket as he could and yelled at the top of his lungs, "Where are we?"

A long time passed, and then more time still. Finally a voice far distance replied, "You're lost."

Ally cussed after that response and said, "Well that person is a mathematics professor!"
...Miked asked, "How do you know that?"

She answered, "Three reasons. First, he took forever in answering the question... second, the answer was 100% accurate... and thirdly, the answer did us absolutely no good!"

I love Math...