steve9082: Saturday night i was working. I see lots of fine women, but this time i saw the most beautiful woman ive ever seen in my life, words wouldnt do her justice,anywhooo she made her over to the pub i work in,she stopped and said hello, unfortunately the connection between brain and mouth ...broke lol i couldnt say a word!! just stuttered, after a solid 2 minutes of trying to speak she says...are you from poland, so i nodded up and down hahaha I havent felt like that since i was a teenager! ....i may brush up on my Polish incase she comes back lol
steve9082: Life is weird! I've come to realize it's all about perception, all depends on how you perceive it. Bad,good don't matter. My good could be your bad. So there is no defined path or certain way you should act in life. Religion will give you an easy answer to it, do what this book says or go to hell, thus freeing up your mind so you can go to work and pay your fuckin bills. Maybe there is know thing that you should do, or way you should act maybe there is no answer. I think that's kinda cool, because of there was an answer life would Be predictable. I know there's people that will read this and think, this fella thinks to much. I like to think!
steve9082: steve9082 is in a relationship and is actually being faithfull! i think world might be coming to an end or somthin lol
steve9082: I just saw some shit about this luxury pet place,getting fed the best of foods etc. mean while in africa,afgan qnd pakistan children are starving....WHAT THE FUCK we need to get our priorities straight!!
steve9082: I just got offered an internship for fitness instruction!!! Im thrilled, cant wait to start!!...
who wants to sign up for my soon to be classes?!?!?
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PaddyGoLucky: next time ya see her ask her if shes any good in the scratcher if she tells ya ta do 1 shes a keeper, but she probly wont then talk to ya again, like them bitches they used ta drown years ago if she floats shes a bitch if she sinks shes a witch. but thats women for ya so very unreasonable
steve9082: One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the fuckin intercom!..
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