 Friends         | In the army. Anything else just ask.  Stan567: YouTube Can you say sexy? 11 years ago • Report • Link 0 Stan567 to xoxo_Katie_xoxo: So I am in the land of sand meow but I once again have internet. new time zone once again. Stan567: I am not in the land of sand. Time change number 37. man traveling around the world sure makes you forget that its not day time on the opposite side. Stan567: Its a good thing my body doesn't know the definition of a hang over cause fuck my life did I still wake up half drunk. Stan567 to xoxo_Katie_xoxo: Ok I think I got it figured out. Your normally on when I am smack in the middle of being at work.
 Stan567: I'm trying lol. I'm half tempter just to live wire club running on the weekends while I randomly do things that way everytime I pass the comp I can do a quick random check. I mean seriously how long has it bloody been since we both were on at the same time. Stan567: Hmm... I'm not sure if I got the add. as for the sun glasses yeah they are. I haven't worn them in a while though. Since in the army your not allowed to wear them.  xoxo_Katie_xoxo: Stanley, I'm not joking, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. I need you, and I broke my promise to jesus, now jesus doesn't love me. I don't know how i can go on knowing you're probably somewhere razoring your gums up. For one thing that is not good for your oral health and secondly sounds a wee bitty painful. I'm not joking, my mental state is deteriorating, i dream of your sunglasses, if you ever found them. DAMN YOU STANLEY, COME ONLINE. I BROKE MY PROMISE TO JESUS. View all 10 posts Stan567: and normally respond to calls and shit unless its 3 in the morning in which I will calmly hit the ignore button and then spend the remainder of the time I am awake planning on how to extract revenge on the person responsible.  xoxo_Katie_xoxo: you're back! and what if i'm the person responsible, will i get a letoff? mail me your skype, ive got exams for like the next two weeks, but we need a catchup. Stan567: Yup, pretty sure it's time for me to start going to bed earlier. Started putting my toothpaste on my razor this morning. Would not have turned out so well for my gums if I proceeded. Stan567: Best combo to getting me to wake the fuck up, kick down a door, and get shit done in the morning is the following: 1. Don't stop me now - Queen 2. A pot of coffee (69% hazelnut cream, 29% chocolate velvet, 2% milk, a generous amount of sugar, and 110% BAD ASSERY!) 3.A lucky strike (LSMFT) <-- if you know what this means I am impressed and give you permission to tickle me pink. Googling it doesn't count. 4. (Optional) Getting orders to either of the following: Japan, South Korea, Germany, Italy. 5. (Optional) Having just watched a Bruce Lee movie the night prior. If these criteria have been met put on your water wingys and your saftey helmet cause shit is about to fucking happen. Stan567 to xoxo_Katie_xoxo:   Holy shit idk if you need a pick me uper but this song and dance makes me smile every time. Makes me miss living in Korea though. Stan567: Sunburn bloody sucks! Ironically me and another white guy got it from doing some landscaping for a hispanic guy. That made me chuckle alittle. xoxo_Katie_xoxo: Just to inform you that in your absence I have taken up knitting. KNITTING. aye, just give me a shot gun so I can shoot myself. No, just kidding about the knitting thing but I have that serious itch to just murder some unsuspecting Welshman. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. Now, if it was up to me, these stupid 'time zones' would be hanged for their crimes and then burned, then recreated, and then killed again just for their moronic existence. As for our murder, I figure it should be something classy and original. Death by bible would be ironic.... but I'd like to take a step away from guns and knives and the whole cliche. Anyway, I'm having murder-idea-block without you Stanley, and I don't like it. So get your fucking Colorado Springs ass back or I swear I will lose what little sanity I still possess. Yours sincerely, Earthguy no.65345.89 PS. I've got an itchy back, I cant reach it, and I don't like it. Stan567: First: Knitting... You almsot had me going except I would hve no ammuntion for a come back to that. Maybe just a pat on the back and a your doing such a good job as I give you that smile where its more or less telling you that I think you might need a helmet while you ride in a vehicle so you don't hurt yourself from licking the windows. But you were kidding so we don't have to go through that. I think the Welsh would be a good start and after that how about we attack greenland. You know use a keep em guessing strategy cause who would guess that we would take over greenland. After that we could use the icebergs to roam the seas and slowly take over country from country. Also loving the death by bible idea which would be extremly ironic especially if we do it in the southern United States cause they are religious crazy down there. As for knives and guns I agree in a way but I think we should at least have little squirt guns in order to continue the keep em guessing strategy. This way we can squirt them in the face making them think its some thing toxic so that they panic even though its really just water. Then while distracted we use our super ninja skills to throw a bible at thier head for the finisher... Ok I might have gotten alittle carried away now but thats only cause you have me motivated to do this meow. Ass for my colorado ass I am going to be playing soldier in the middle of death valley, California come october I think so I won't be in contact for a whole month and I'll have to go to the bathroom in a bag cause they won't have port-a-johns out there. Why not I have no idea but I'm not looking foward to it. Anyways I'm off to drink at my buddies house and then sit in my car drunk and listen to the radio until I get tierd. Yours Sincerely, Earthguy no.-87 PS. Sorry about the itchy back. Not much I can do about that. PPS. How are you earthguy no.65345.89? ^ How are you .89? PPPS. 21 months til I'm out of the army. Stan567: Only 21 months left til my time is up. Hell to the zis to the yeah. (that would be hellzisyeah for those that don't speak Stan) ((That would be hell yeah for those that still don't speak stan)) (((That would be like saying alrighty batman lets go fuck this turkey so fast that it thinks its a duck for those that only speak a northern dialect of stan.))) (((( )))) Stan567 to xoxo_Katie_xoxo: Ok, where are you. Its been a couple weeks meow and its making me sad. How can I plot world domination using ninja pinguins by myself. Its not physically possible. I need my partner in crime. Anyways on another note for some odd reason listening to this song on the way to work made me think of you. No idea why but it did.  Stan567: Lol no the reason my money is all gone is cause I don't like to look at price tags. That and if I see something I like I usually just up and buy it. Stan567: Stans three rules to success in life: 1. Keep em guessing. 2. Never tell em everything you know. 3. I would tell you but then I would be breaking rule 1 and 2. |
