 Friends         |  Oh crap radley have a 50% off sale oh well best flash the twins at the bf get his bank card needs must 2 View all 6 posts  Consider it done babe 😘 0  You're the breast.🩷 0 Lol 0 No idea why anyone would feel the urge to smother themselves in peanut butter pretend there a dirty truck and run through a car wash naked am now banned from the car wash So there I am standing totally naked infront of the mirror thinking to myself they are gonna throw me out of ikea in a minute When you wake up to that email great news about your lottery ticket yay 208million jackpot . You have won £3.50 fucking arseholes The Internet is funny seeing these old men chasing young women it's like watching a dog chasing a motorbike he's never gonna ride it View all 4 posts  Lmao  . I want to see the cat's face that bursts that balloon with it's stabby paw needles 🙀 View all 5 posts Being serious , the old Metropole Hotel in Blackpool overlooking North Pier. Now a hotel for "Asylum Seekers" . Visitor numbers to North Pier are down due to the behaviour of the "Guests" and bars nearby such as one of our faves, Soul Suite, have been affected due to customers being harassed , especially ones sat outside as we used to love doing (Great sunsets) Yea unfortunately alot of places are suffering because of this problem Yes or one of his house obviously not the one he set fire to for a quick insurance claim View all 6 posts Dishwasher am the only one who knows where that is same as the cleaning cupboard I hide there presents in there safest place in the house View all 4 posts  Did you hear about the mohel who saved up all the foreskin for 30 years? After he retired he made a wallet out of it all. Someone said, that's all? Just a wallet? And he said "well, you rub it and it turns into a suitcase" |
