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Spanky Smurf: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

AGORAPHOBIA: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and . . .
PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, JingleBell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, …….. (better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)

SENILE DEMENTIA: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe
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Spanky Smurf: 10 Longest Finnish Words

Languages are simply amazing. They are the representation of all the micro-worlds and diversity in the world. Each language brings something new to the table and manages to surprise the non-native speakers.

Finnish is one of the two official languages of Finland. Around 4.5 million people speak it as their native language. However, we're not here to learn about the origin or history of Finnish. We're here to take a look at the10 longest words of Finnish! Get ready to be blown away by the complexity and humor behind these words (and trying to pronounce them!)

10. Jauhelihakeitto
We're starting from the simplest ones. This is a Finnish dish, translated by WordDive as "minced meat soup".

A piece of cake, right?

9. Hyppytyynytyydytys
Thanks to The Culture Trip we now know how to say "bouncy cushion satisfaction" in Finnish!

8. Juoksentelisinkohan
Have you ever "wondered if you should run around aimlessly"? We sure have!

Well, in Finnish, you can wonder all you want…all you need is this one word. Isn't Finnish the best?

7. Käsipyyherullajärjestelmä
Google Translate says this word means " hand towel roll system". Sounds reasonable.

It's only 25 letters long. Plus, you might actually use it in everyday speech.

6. Kolmivaihekilowattituntimittari
According to Glosbe, the definition of this word is "three-phase electricity meter". It's basically the thing we use to measure the amount of electrical energy we consume.

Such a long word for such a simple thing!

5. Peruspalveluliikelaitoskuntayhtymä
In Finnish, you can say "a public utility of a municipal federation for provision of basic services" using only one word…of 34 letters. We know you didn't even try pronouncing it or attempt to decipher what on Earth does it actually mean.

4. Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä
This is the longest place name in Finnish. It's a 35-letter long name of a region in Lapland. Fantastic, isn't it?

3. Suihkuturbiinimoottoriasentajaoppilas
Obviously, "jet turbine motor mechanic student" is a thing in Finland.

2. Epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän
Just imagine playing Scrabble in Finland! This word stands for " I wonder if – even with his/her quality of not having been made non-systematized"- says Wikipedia.

1. Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas
We have a winner! This word has 61 letters. Can you imagine using this in everyday speech?

Well, judging by its translation, you won't be using it every day after all. It means: "airplane jet turbine engine auxiliary mechanic non-commissioned officer student" according to Wikipedia.
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Spanky Smurf: The much looked-forward-to Walt Disney new film called "Jet Black," the non-racist version of "Snow White," has been put on hold.

All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Killer, Drive By, and Pimp, have refused to sing "Hi Ho" because they say it offends black prostitutes.

They also say they have no intention of singing "It's Off To Work We Go"
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zoeygirll: Ty ty ty 😊
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Spanky Smurf: YouTube Look for the english translated lyrics in the first comment.
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zoeygirll: Tyvm 😊
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Spanky Smurf: WQelcome, we all know you binge tv-series there most of time if not all the time. no Binge buff here, so movies will have to suffice instead.
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zoeygirll in reply to Spanky Smurf: Yup I done the movie, ' Ladies in Black ' yesterday, the TV series. ' Eric ', n The first Season of Lincoln lawyer
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Spanky Smurf: Euro-English Language Course

The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year,
"s" will replace the soft "c"..
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and
keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f"..
This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year,
publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage
the removal of double letters
which have always ben a deterent
to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the
horibl mes of the silent "e"
in the languag is disgrasful
and it should go away.

By the 4th yer
people wil be reseptiv
to steps such as replasing
"th" with "z" and
"w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer,
ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vordskontaining "ou" and

after ziz fifz yer,
ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis
and evrivun vil find it ezi
TU understand ech oza.

Ze drem of a united urop
vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer,
ve vil al be speking German
like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil,
pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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