 Friends         | Ireland rules bitches get used to it hahaha im chris im irish love drinking booze eating pizza and smoking and love drinking with me bros liam aka muttly and carl aka spinner if ya love the irish i love you back with a pint in hand if not well kiss my irish ass  island_princess: Heyyy you ever around here anymore?? 9 years ago • Report • Link 0  smokingchris: So another event full night with liam drinking booze and talking crap in his garden Me: so liam how do you feel about being an uncle with your sister being up the duff Liam: I dunno I just hope that blind boyfriend of her don't lose the baby or whack anyone with his walking stick.....where do you think the word up the duff comes from anyway. Me: I dunno I always thought it was a mix between a puff and a duck but gays can't naturally have kids and ducks lay eggs Liam: yeah and being up the gay mallard doesn't really have the same ring to it. smokingchris: would like to say congratulations to liam yuzuha and amereo on there wedding thursday!! it was i long fight due to polygamy being looked down on more than gay marriage but you came out on top. Liam yuzuha and amereo i feel proud to of been your friend for 5 yrs and was there when 4 years ago you told us that the three of you were together and to of been there when 18 months ago you told us all that the three of you were expecting babies. Liam if it wasn't for you 3 years ago i wound not be here right now but i am not the only one who's life you have saved i was there when you lost your eye protecting a little girl from a Bull attack and i was there when you lost your leg saving a woman and her baby from a horrific bus accident despite the fact your only 20 you have sacrificed so much for others and i feel proud to know such a hero and i feel damn proud to of been able to attend such a wedding so i would like to wish with the whole of my Irish heart that the three of you continue to live yours lives in happiness with the love you have not just for each other but also the love you have for your three wonderful children Mei xue, Lyle and Wendy P.S the open bar was AWESOME!  jewelqween: awwww chris this is beautiful and speaking of beautiful what a wedding that was yuzuha and amereo looked stunning they do any way but they had such beautiful dresses on the children looked so adorable as well hehe its about time Liam the hero got hitched  Cherrytatas_19: I miss you!!! Get you fucking ass on before I swim their and drop kick you I wont be easy nether lol smokingchris: would just like to say my sincerest apologies to the people of station hill in the town kidderminster the reason you were without electricity and your power box to the area exploded is because liam found a firework View all 5 posts  Cherrytatas_19: But you still did it lol.. Only you three would do this or color a bathroom red with hair color.. god love you guys lol smokingchris: a day well spent with liam spinner and the kids we sat around in our Pokemon onesies and watched my little pony the power of friendship movie lol been a good day smokingchris: sooooo my bro liam scared me today i walk into see him and hes on the phone here is what i heard liam: no-- yeah with the saw? no it gets dull....no its much easier if you cut through the joints yeah just put the pieces into separate bin bags and do what ever with them...no it wont run if you wrap it all up properly. ok good luck bye. liam: hey chris hows it going want a coffee me: DONT HURT ME!!!! i dont know what was going on but im not going to ask lmao smokingchris: so.....yesterday my brother liam moody (aka muttley) decided to deliver a naked dropkick on me....some things you can never forget you have seen no matter how hard you try View all 4 posts  smokingchris: dude you schlong was dangling in my face that towel fell off you when you lept in the air and dropkicked and i have everyright to be a drama queen cus i saw EVERYTHING!!!! View all 7 posts Cherrytatas_19: hummm... Why do I have a feeling Liam is lieing about not knowing about the hill? lol.. and Liam.. what did I tell you about beating up Chris!! smokingchris: so the whole day liam bullied me he threw me off bridges and tossed me in his pool, he suplexed me countless times today and worst of all he made me eat something HEALTHY!!! you bastard liam you total bastard smokingchris: liams official im going to be a dick day lmao!!!! guy at macdonalds counter: wow dude iv not seen you in forever Liam:yeah that was kind of intentional guy at counter: wow your still a dick liam: wow your still working at a fast food restaurant guy at counter: you know what i think liam: that taking a order is super super hard which is why your having so much trouble with it guy gets his food liam: yeah thats what i thought...jackass on the way out women walks into liam and knocks him over into the bin knocking it over women: oh my god im so sorry you ok liam:ahh dont worry about it it was an accident speaking of which is anyone going to clean up this mess guy at counter: fuck you man liam: HA brilliant liam my brother you sir are an asshole lmao View all 7 posts (Post deleted by staff ) smokingchris: would just like to say congrats liam my bro and yuzuha on there lil girl who was born just 30 mins ago happy birthday kiddo View all 6 posts (Post deleted by staff ) smokingchris to island_princess: hey hey hey island i got present for you from yuzuha hahaha yuzuhathetiger's Picture enjoy hahaahaha |
