Your Mom (slurpmyclam) Offline

39 Female from Tampa       2099
syd_khan
syd_khan: 😂🤣😂🤣
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PapaBear7777
PapaBear7777: single parent & currently hating myself for PMSL about this. Ya love em but this is bloody accurate at times lol
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YodaSmokesCrack
YodaSmokesCrack: omg, if only life could be put into a trash can like that! twisted..but i like it! lol
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emmettt
emmettt: Ah, the MariKondo approach. "Do they spark joy? Hmmm"
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pjansen0035
pjansen0035: just remember, and no offense intended, they never asked to be born, but also don't misunderstand, I am a pro-choice person...
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Uncle_AAron
Uncle_AAron: I feel your pain.
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AverageWhiteGuy101
AverageWhiteGuy101: I heard a DJ say one time a lady called and asked her to dedicate You're My Favorite Mistake from Sheryl Crow to her son.
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zapatameho
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oldbiker635
oldbiker635: I'm 85-my kids have been my life. I feel sorry for you that you'd even consider posting this crap!
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elle30
elle30: yes but throw kids seemed bad
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clanman86
clanman86: Ha ha there were days I would have taken this advice
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hujf416
hujf416: remeber you were once a kid also! Kids are good but grandkids are great!
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MatureMan4funF 
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zeffur
zeffur: Good thing she isn't holding the trash bag over their heads, I suppose. lol
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katieinflorida
katieinflorida: I think my mom might agree with that at times!
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passer1983
passer1983: thats a terrible and thoughtless thing to post, there are people that cant have kids. You are a disgrace and probably need to be in jail for child abuse.
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passer1983
passer1983: your mother should have aborted you and its sad that you brought children into this world to even think what you wrote.
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MysteryMan4
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slurpmyclam
slurpmyclam: Agree with what? lol I’m baffled by anyone who takes this seriously. It made me chuckle and I posted it. Anyone who thinks I’m considering throwing my kids in the garbage or that they haven’t given me the greatest joy in life obviously doesn’t know me. Anyway, I’d like to remove the meme now except it’s giving me a clear view of who has a sense of humor and who takes life waaaay too seriously. Y’all, cmon. It’s a meme.
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Mr Misbehaving
Mr Misbehaving: What’s in the closed bag?
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ThomasLLP
ThomasLLP: creepy
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zapatameho
zapatameho: lol
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bigmike2023
bigmike2023: i found this shit to be hilarious, she’s clearly just memeing. y’all best be nice to her 😡
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doverdowns2008
doverdowns2008: Now I don't care who you are, that's funny
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