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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: Isn't he beautiful? He's a male tree weta, a kind of nocturnal grasshopper. He can bite with those big jaws or kick with his spiked back legs. Or just scare the crap outa you with his pretty face.
We had one in our bed, quite an introduction to NZ for Asiababe
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Srchng4Truth 
Srchng4Truth: Scary
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Asiababe
Asiababe in reply to Sir Loin: HAHA now I used to them and kinda like them. They so ugly someone gotta love them
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Srchng4Truth 
Srchng4Truth in reply to Asiababe: Awwwww...that is SWEET!!!
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sky_deep
sky_deep: Creepy
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Srchng4Truth 
Srchng4Truth in reply to sky_deep:
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: Omg wow 👀 That was in your bed 😳
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Srchng4Truth 
Srchng4Truth in reply to sarah_spirit: *hides behind Sarah*
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit in reply to Srchng4Truth: ill protect you lol xx
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Srchng4Truth 
Srchng4Truth in reply to sarah_spirit: Thank you!!! xx
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willowmoon16
willowmoon16: Wow, what an ugly insect. Lol It looks like a grass hopper with a fire ants head. Lol
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit in reply to willowmoon16: Lol
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: Don't be mean to him, he's lovely and his name is Wally Weta, his gf is Wilma, they have a home under the peeling bark of a totara tree.
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit in reply to Sir Loin: Awww
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: One day Wilma will lay thousands of eggs and Wally will be a Daddy
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Atldestroyergoddess
Atldestroyergoddess: so cool how big is he
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Karen33405
Karen33405: Umm I’m not into insects. Lol
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: This one is usually about 2-3 inches long but the giant weta is twice that size and weighs more than a mouse. He's the largest insect in the world.
This one is a tree weta, he can really hurt with those jaws but the giant is very gentle
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin: There's also a cave weta with a similar size body but legs span over a foot. When I was teaching High School I loved taking my Geography and Biology classes into caves filled with them
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Karen33405
Karen33405 in reply to Sir Loin: That’s a class field trip that I would pass on. Lol
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin in reply to Karen33405: Oh I never told them they'd see lots of wetas, just that we were studying karst ladndscapes which feature limestone caves
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Atldestroyergoddess
Atldestroyergoddess: good idea although id be more interested in the insects
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Atldestroyergoddess
Atldestroyergoddess: we have cave crickets in our basement with a few false widows
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Yaayaah
Yaayaah: it looks like a grasshopper with a ants head what is it of sir loin?
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Yaayaah
Yaayaah: oh a tree weta cool
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MJ59
MJ59: I see that in my tent...I weta my pants!!
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Sir Loin
Sir Loin in reply to MJ59: Awww Beav, there's far worse things to have in your tent. I once woke up with a venomous spider crawling over my genitals, imagine if she'd bitten!
I think having a hungry grizzly bear in your tent might seriously fuck up your day.
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Atldestroyergoddess
Atldestroyergoddess: lol how about a rattle snake
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