Amended June 2021::::::::::::: Hello my name is Simon. I am currently married. not leaving her, but I like to play when she's not around. pm me, suck it and see
simontemok: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a putrid bum... There's at least one person on your contact list that wants to date you or sleep with you.
So..... let's play "friends w/ benefits"
The rules are simple... If you want to date the person who posted this, send a message to their inbox, saying "I'm yours".
If you just want to sleep with them & stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit that".
THE TWIST IS IF YOU'VE READ THIS, YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your contact list who wants to date you, and maybe more who want to sleep with you.. haha...
SO... copy and paste this, then send to everyone as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if you're married, in a relationship, or single.. You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.