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45 Male from City of Gold Coast       232
         
Just looking to have a fun and interesting chat talk soon

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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: Omg 😱 Omg ha ha that’s shocking lmao πŸ˜‚
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Clora Form
Clora Form: lol
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shortallman
shortallman: What's the difference between a camera and a sock?
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: I did but it didn’t make it work πŸ˜‚
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familyfriendly01 
familyfriendly01: Chatroom: Private Chat Lobby come on mate,, i'm falling and your just up... lets keep it real
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shortallman
shortallman: I'm just popping through I'll catch up soon mate. Got some irl stuff d going on right now
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familyfriendly01
familyfriendly01: RL ..... take care mate !
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shortallman
shortallman: I just invented a thought controlled air freshener.
Sounds crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it. Hahaha
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: Bahahah πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
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Clora Form
Clora Form: lol
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shortallman
shortallman: DANGER: DO NOT TOUCH must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: πŸ‘€ lol πŸ˜‚
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Clora Form
Clora Form: never thought about that before
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shortallman
shortallman: Hahaha
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shortallman
shortallman: I got fired from my job as a masseuse.There wasn't any specific incident, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.
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Wild__
Wild__: I lost my job. Well I didn't lose it. I still know where it's at. Its just every time I go there there's this new guy doing it.

I lost my girlfriend. Well I didn't lose her. I still know where she's at...
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Clora Form
Clora Form in reply to Wild__: lol
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shortallman
shortallman: In seeing my girlfriends twin behind her back.
It's OK I can tell then apart.
Bob has a moustache.
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familyfriendly01
familyfriendly01: clora form fuckin carls has infected us both Shirts man,,,, We'll have to gang up on the bish or I dunno,, I'll apply my IT brain and you come up with some sick twisted AUssie virus we can pass down the internet pipes to her puter.......... ( And sure we both know were going to blame Sarah_spirit, the ring leader gave us a cup of tea,,,, And we can't remember much after that ) - my story anyways !

and s yis mad bunch of fucks !!
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Clora Form
Clora Form in reply to familyfriendly01: I bet if u passed some money onto me that would take away the typo virus
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familyfriendly01
familyfriendly01: Malware / Ransomware Demand, Does CF take bitcoin perhaps ??????????????? hmmmmmmmmmmm

Ohh look, Roofie's & leaves out his Visa card

lol carls ,,, you funny bish !!!
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shortallman
shortallman: My wife dated a clown before me.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
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shortallman
shortallman: Why are clown often stressed?
Because their performances are often in tents.
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Clora Form
Clora Form in reply to shortallman: har har
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit in reply to shortallman: Lmao
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: Dali
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shortallman
shortallman: great to see you
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit in reply to shortallman: Always good to see you mate xx
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shortallman
shortallman: My multiplication joke never seems to work.

I've tried it four times too.
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shortallman
shortallman in reply to Clora Form: Nah carl I'd so do that was how it was supposed to start....I blame you still carl
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Clora Form
Clora Form in reply to shortallman: ForFrogSake
I need vodka to understand that
ha
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: 🐸 🍹 frogdka πŸ˜‚
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shortallman
shortallman: Because one liners are so short, accurate spelling is vital.
There's very little margarine for error. ☺️
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: Ha ha ..
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shortallman
shortallman: So what if I don't know the meaning of the word 'apocalypse'? It's not the end of the world.
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Clora Form
Clora Form:
I dont even know how to say apopalips I mean...apocalypse
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit in reply to Clora Form: πŸ˜‚ lmao I just had to say that out loud πŸ˜‚
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shortallman
shortallman: Once upon a time there lived a king 12 inches tall.
He was a terrible king but made a great ruler.
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Clora Form
Clora Form: weirdo's!
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shortallman
shortallman: Hahaha if it wasn't for you 3 I'd not be on wire anymore. Ty. This really makes my day.
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shortallman
shortallman: I should send my details to you in case I ever leave.
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shortallman
shortallman: Not available for me. You'll have to record a version for me yourself and post it mate lol
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shortallman
shortallman: There is a great pie shop down the road from me. It's open 22/7.
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familyfriendly01
familyfriendly01: 7/ Elventy mate ?
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shortallman
shortallman: Hahaha nah mate a pi shop....
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The Craftsman
The Craftsman in reply to shortallman: Just doing my best to keep you on your game. Lol
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: 😳... πŸ˜‚
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shortallman
shortallman: I got into a taxi yesterday and the driver said "Do you mind if I put some music on?"
I said: 'No, not at all'...
He said: 'Kiss?'
I said: 'Let's start with the music and see how we feel.'
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Clora Form
Clora Form: lol
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: β€˜Groan..’ lol
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familyfriendly01
familyfriendly01: oh Shirts got 'a job' lol gday mate
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Kittylovemeow
Kittylovemeow: Hahahah oh the embarrassment
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Eaton Busche
Eaton Busche: So judgy😲
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shortallman
shortallman: I go nuts when I'm embroidering.
People go ,"You sew crazy!!!"
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familyfriendly01
familyfriendly01: Wait, Carls got the Roofies , (buys a voddy and white / leaves drink just near carls )
Wakes up in my birthday suit tied to a bike /???n
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Clora Form
Clora Form in reply to familyfriendly01: not roofies Chloroform
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familyfriendly01
familyfriendly01: BYOA @ Anesthesia carls 2
Also this just in at 3 am , i can't fucking sleep !!! hows that for irony .............. er rrr
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Clora Form
Clora Form: lol
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shortallman
shortallman: Hahaha
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Clora Form
Clora Form: dork lol
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