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shortallman: Hahaha

shortallman: A picture demonstrating how smoke is made of particles suspended in air.

shortallman: Fact: Tall people sleep longer.

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shortallman: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

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shortallman: Just been diagnosed with the 'peek a book virus.
Being transferred to the ICU .

shortallman: What had two butts and kills people.?

An assassin!!!

shortallman: I learned today that I'm afraid of giants.
I have a fee-fi-phobia.

shortallman: Why can't a nose be 12inches long?

Cause then it'd be a foot.

shortallman: I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

shortallman: My weekend is 9hrs away. Hope you guys have a great day. I'm gunna give it a crack. Have a good one.

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shortallman: Have you ever played darts while lying on the floor?
Dont know about you, but it made me throw up....

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shortallman: I've written a series of books about the different levels of sound.

There are quite a few volumes.

shortallman: What do Alexander the great and Winning the poo have in common?

Their middle name.

shortallman: Happy Australia day people

shortallman: One of the best things about the internet is that it’s very easy to claim credit for things you had no part in. It’s one of the reasons I invented the internet.

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shortallman: I actually lolled to this sml: