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Just looking to have a fun and interesting chat talk soon

shortallman
shortallman: Why is dark spelled with a k not a c?

Cause you can't c in the dark.
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shortallman: Mufriend hired a limo fur $10000 but didn't come with a chauffeur
Imagine spending all that money with nothing to chauffeur it
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Wild__
Wild__: That's quite a stretch...
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caroI
caroI: ha
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sarah_spirit: Ha ha .. ‘groans..’
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caroI: lol scary ish
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caroI
caroI: dirty lol
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shortallman in reply to caroI: He was hopefully wearing gloves Carl he's a dr
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caroI in reply to shortallman: wrong dirty
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shortallman: I made a model of Mount Everest.
My mate asked “Is it to scale ?”.
I replied “No, it’s just to look at”.......
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caroI: lol
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shortallman: 7 days without coffee makes one weak
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Fists Of Fury
Fists Of Fury: Good to detox from caffiene
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caroI
caroI: eat chocolate lol
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caroI: ha
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shortallman: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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caroI: ha
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caroI
caroI: lol
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Queenie The Poo
Queenie The Poo: Ohh, I knew you were a Muff Diver from way back!
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shortallman
shortallman: Back, front, sideways any way I can get there lol
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shortallman
shortallman: Did you hear about the sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium.
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: Ha ha 😂 Hissterical my furend
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shortallman in reply to sarah_spirit: I'm feline you
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caroI
caroI: Hiya sarah!
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natman007
natman007 in reply to caroI: Carl??????,👀👀👀👀
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caroI in reply to natman007: nat???????
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shortallman
shortallman: Found this amusing
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shortallman
shortallman: Enjoy Callie!! Lol
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shortallman
shortallman: How do lumberjacks keep track of how many trees they cut down?

They keep a log!!!!
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familyfriendly01
familyfriendly01: @ shortallman she was banned from the park when she first conjured up the dildo bike... ahhh them was the days.
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caroI: ha
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sarah_spirit: 😂
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familyfriendly01
familyfriendly01: ahh it be wrong not to steal this natman217 bishes be being hoes, the end.. Called out.
Shorts is rite for putting it in the minutes of the wire meeting , true bro , true true
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familyfriendly01
familyfriendly01: 4 hours later , shirst comes on, who me ???
lol
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shortallman
shortallman: Hahaha wire meeting sounds a little formal
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shortallman
shortallman: Are people born with photographic memories?
Or does it take time to develop???
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Prime Chuck: 😒📸
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shortallman: I just read a list of '100 things to do before you die'.
I was pretty surprised that 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...😏
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sarah_spirit: 😂 lol
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