 Friends         | Just looking to have a fun and interesting chat talk soon  shortallman: 13 hours ago • Report • Link  0  Srchng4Truth: 12 hours ago • Report  0 shortallman: What's the difference between a camera and a sock? A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.  familyfriendly01: Chatroom: Private Chat Lobby come on mate,, i'm falling and your just up... lets keep it real  shortallman: I'm just popping through I'll catch up soon mate. Got some irl stuff d going on right now shortallman: I just invented a thought controlled air freshener. Sounds crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it. Hahaha shortallman: I got fired from my job as a masseuse.There wasn't any specific incident, apparently I just rub people the wrong way. View all 5 posts  Wild__: I lost my job. Well I didn't lose it. I still know where it's at. Its just every time I go there there's this new guy doing it. I lost my girlfriend. Well I didn't lose her. I still know where she's at... (Post deleted by shortallman ) shortallman: In seeing my girlfriends twin behind her back. It's OK I can tell then apart. Bob has a moustache. View all 13 posts  familyfriendly01: clora form fuckin carls has infected us both Shirts man,,,, We'll have to gang up on the bish or I dunno,, I'll apply my IT brain and you come up with some sick twisted AUssie virus we can pass down the internet pipes to her puter.......... ( And sure we both know were going to blame Sarah_spirit, the ring leader gave us a cup of tea,,,, And we can't remember much after that ) - my story anyways !  and  s yis mad bunch of fucks !!  Clora Form in reply to familyfriendly01: I bet if u passed some money onto me that would take away the typo virus  familyfriendly01: Malware / Ransomware Demand, Does CF take bitcoin perhaps ??????????????? hmmmmmmmmmmm Ohh look, Roofie's & leaves out his Visa card lol carls ,,, you funny bish !!! View all 15 posts shortallman in reply to Clora Form: Nah carl I'd so do that was how it was supposed to start....I blame you still carl shortallman: Because one liners are so short, accurate spelling is vital. There's very little margarine for error. ☺️ shortallman: So what if I don't know the meaning of the word 'apocalypse'? It's not the end of the world. shortallman: Once upon a time there lived a king 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king but made a great ruler. View all 16 posts shortallman: Hahaha if it wasn't for you 3 I'd not be on wire anymore. Ty. This really makes my day. shortallman: Not available for me. You'll have to record a version for me yourself and post it mate lol shortallman: I got into a taxi yesterday and the driver said "Do you mind if I put some music on?" I said: 'No, not at all'... He said: 'Kiss?' I said: 'Let's start with the music and see how we feel.' View all 12 posts familyfriendly01: Wait, Carls got the Roofies , (buys a voddy and white / leaves drink just near carls ) Wakes up in my birthday suit tied to a bike /???n familyfriendly01: BYOA @ Anesthesia carls 2 Also this just in at 3 am , i can't fucking sleep !!! hows that for irony .............. er rrr |
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