Just looking to have a fun and interesting chat talk soon
shortallman: Mufriend hired a limo fur $10000 but didn't come with a chauffeur
Imagine spending all that money with nothing to chauffeur it
shortallman: I made a model of Mount Everest.
My mate asked “Is it to scale ?”.
I replied “No, it’s just to look at”.......
shortallman: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
shortallman: Did you hear about the sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium.
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shortallman: I just read a list of '100 things to do before you die'.
I was pretty surprised that 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...😏