Just looking to have a fun and interesting chat talk soon
shortallman: What's the difference between a camera and a sock?
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
shortallman: I just invented a thought controlled air freshener.
Sounds crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it. Hahaha
shortallman: I got fired from my job as a masseuse.There wasn't any specific incident, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.
shortallman: In seeing my girlfriends twin behind her back.
It's OK I can tell then apart.
Bob has a moustache.
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familyfriendly01: clora form fuckin carls has infected us both Shirts man,,,, We'll have to gang up on the bish or I dunno,, I'll apply my IT brain and you come up with some sick twisted AUssie virus we can pass down the internet pipes to her puter.......... ( And sure we both know were going to blame Sarah_spirit, the ring leader gave us a cup of tea,,,, And we can't remember much after that ) - my story anyways !
and s yis mad bunch of fucks !!
shortallman: Because one liners are so short, accurate spelling is vital.
There's very little margarine for error. ☺️
shortallman: So what if I don't know the meaning of the word 'apocalypse'? It's not the end of the world.
shortallman: Once upon a time there lived a king 12 inches tall.
He was a terrible king but made a great ruler.
shortallman: I got into a taxi yesterday and the driver said "Do you mind if I put some music on?"
I said: 'No, not at all'...
He said: 'Kiss?'
I said: 'Let's start with the music and see how we feel.'
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