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38 Happily married Female from Enterprise       747
Not single and not looking, but do enjoy a chat with anyone!

I generally enjoy room chatting, I'm sorry if you message me and I don't answer, I'm not trying to be impolite I just can't multitask both and very frequently wander off and forget I'm in chat 😋

I totally support you in your quest for sexually explicit chat, but please don't bring it to my chat box - good luck out there!

Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: AMAZING show and I'm going home fat and happy after all my fav Norcal food stops 🤰
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Alkaline_: Yesssss Pierce and Blink 🖤
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evergreendr
evergreendr: My friend just saw them Said it was a great show.
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Scanningforlifeforms: It really was amazing!
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Abhi40
Abhi40: Beautiful gorgeous
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jeepdaddy006
jeepdaddy006: Love that smile!!!!😃😍
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evergreendr: Mrs. Fresh Face 😍
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JBiker1
JBiker1: damn so pretty!
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Scanningforlifeforms: Solid 15-20 pounds heavier today 😂
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jeepdaddy006
jeepdaddy006: And still sexy as fuck!
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Scanningforlifeforms: Now, Lee. You know what you did. We've been through this before, sir. 🧏‍♀️
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ChaiLatte
ChaiLatte: Lee does it to everyone he can’t help himself
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms in reply to ChaiLatte: So I've noticed 😂
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Scanningforlifeforms: Hi there, once again, no thank you.
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to leeward1234: Why do you think
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Scanningforlifeforms: Woke up today thinking it was Saturday. Hurt ALL my own feelings before it was even 8am 😂
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evergreendr
evergreendr: Ugh. LOL. What a downer
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janelane
janelane: Oh girl been there
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: I'm going to a Blink-182 concert with some childhood friends. 90s pop-punk is not really my aesthetic, so after searching around and not finding anything I liked, I designed and ordered this tee with part of a quote that I love. Because what's more punk rock than a rebellious suffragette demanding and enacting more deeds and less words. 💪

I hope I love it as much in person ❤️
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Sunny B Blessed
Sunny B Blessed: Thank you.
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evergreendr
evergreendr: Lol Right on. Have a great time
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janelane
janelane: You're awesome
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Scanningforlifeforms: Looooong story of yet another example of just the absolute off the charts level of male audacity in the world.

I was out dancing with my favorite biddies, just living my life and minding my business. This man, in the picture (dog's identity concealed for privacy, I'd be embarrassed as fugg if this were my daddy) was sitting in a group behind my group. He was staring at me throughout the night. I avoided eye contact, as I always do when I feel someone staring at me, as a slightly awkward extroverted introvert.

After about two hours, he got up to leave, haughtily sauntered over to my table and threw this business card on the table in front of me. It fell on the ground, I picked it up, and I didn't understand it at first. See picture 2 - it says "Waist up 8+"

Now - I'm hard to offend - I have had some pretty outrageous things said to me when we're out, meant as compliments, and, if the intention wasn't to offend, I laugh it off and move on. So, I gave this man the benefit of the doubt. He had some friends still in the group behind us.

I took the card over. The following conversation ensued:

"The man who was sitting right here, is this his name? Is this his card?"

"It is"

"May I ask if you know why he felt entitled to make a comment about my body, someone that he doesn't know and did not speak a single word to?" And I flipped over the card.

I pushed, "Was this a very misguided attempt at a compliment, or was he intending to be insulting? I want to make sure before I decide how to react to this"

The friend was horrified and said "That guy is a prick, he has a problem with heavyset people"

This man was out with his friends, and saw me, out with my friends, having a good time, and felt compelled to stare at me, determine that I was his definition of "heavyset" and then give me a card indicating that from the waist up I was pretty, and from the waist down I was...???

Sir, you picked the WRONG one.

I'm not as scrappy and spicy as I once was, I'm a mom now and I take most moments like this as teaching moments.

I'm not going to post the front of the business card here. But I DID post it on my regular social media, with some "lessons" about how my body does not exist for anyone's viewing pleasure and that it has done and will continue to do amazing things.

Now, I was the RIGHT one because I am a very secure individual and no one can make me feel bad except for ME. My self worth is not influenced by what others think about me, nor is it tied to my appearance - certainly not to the numbers on a scale.

Every single day I set and I accomplish the same goal - to leave things better than I found them - especially people. And that is why I know, top to bottom, inside and out - I'm a 10.

Shots were fired but they didn't hit me. And thank goodness, because it could have caused a lot of damage to someone in a more vulnerable place than I.

The downside to having the level of entitlement and audacity as this man had, wanting me to know his name so bad he left me this comment on his BUSINESS card...well, as my friend in the screenshot said, I have an amazing village of women who can be straight rabid and petty when the situation calls for it.

THIS man, labeled ME as heavyset and rated me on his business card, unprovoked and uninvited.

I wish all of my friends the confidence of a mediocre man.
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Hahaha, you all are the best, thanks for taking the time to read
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janelane
janelane: Beyond gross. I'm glad you're relaying this only and know how beyond outreaous and off he was and that was
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: I need a name comparable to this. Another vegetable themed name. I know some of you will be very good at this so don't let me down 😂
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evergreendr
evergreendr: I think you are the type of Mom who will ""Lettuce"" your kids ""Turnip" the ""Beet""
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evergreendr
evergreendr: <<<<<<<<<<Cheesy
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Lol, thanks everyone 😂😂
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Scanningforlifeforms: Current mood 😂🤷🏻‍♀️🤡
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Sunny B Blessed
Sunny B Blessed: So are you saying that a few old white men DON'T have the right to make all women's health decisions for them?
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X_Pauly_X: Hahahah ohhh yes
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Ignore my puffy eyes, I've had about 5 hours of sleep in the last 3 days.

BUT - My niece was born today 🥰🥰

She's perfect!

So glad to be back in my own bed tonight.
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evergreendr
evergreendr: OMGoodness, she is a gorgeous Baby. Look at that face
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Suzanne aka Suzie
Suzanne aka Suzie: What a beautiful baby!
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Toopoorforyouu: so precious
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Workin' hard 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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ruphisleaking
ruphisleaking: preach
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evergreendr
evergreendr: Lol...That's right
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Scanningforlifeforms: Jaaaane, Happy Easter! ♥️♥️
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janelane in reply to Scanningforlifeforms: Thank you, you too
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Scanningforlifeforms: Thank you!! Happy Easter, I hope you're doing something fun!
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Thanks girl, cheers!! 🍻🍻
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Scanningforlifeforms: "How's work going?"

Work 😂:
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X_Pauly_X: Lol I thought that was a Creme Brulee with a candle in it lol
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Badabing5885
Badabing5885: See what happens when you don't pay that 4 bucks 🤣 the gods know
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: I know I'm old because the only sugar daddy I want is a New York Times Bonus subscription daddy.

$25 a month!? Wtf man 😂

Give me that cooking and games all access pass, I'm about to beat you at wordle while making a delicious cranberry tart, daddy 😂
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Th3 RibbLeR
Th3 RibbLeR: i play them all the time
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: The recipes are really good and it all comes together! But they have more than just wordle, there's a bunch of word games including the crossword.

I was just straight up shocked to see how much it was. I'd even pay like, 5 bucks a month. But $25!??
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Philip Oliver Hoalz
Philip Oliver Hoalz: Make me tarts
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Finally got to satisfy my wonton soup craving tonight!

All the places around here that have wonton soup use a frozen potsticker as the wonton.

It does make for a delicious soup, but not a WONTON soup.

This hit the spoooot.
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ikilledjohnwick
ikilledjohnwick: Yummm!
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lansing099
lansing099: Yum! Looks delicious.
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Last event for a bit! My goddaughter wanted a homemade pasta and homemade margherita pizza dinner for her birthday, so I made the pizza and put together a pasta bar!

We made all the sauces - marinara, a mushroom cream sauce and pesto - and toppings - meatballs, sausage and grilled chicken - and then made the pizza.

Then I made my way over to the fancy grocery store in the next town over and bought some fresh made pasta 😂

The fresh pasta only takes a couple minutes to cook, so we had a pot of water boiling and everyone picked what type of pasta they wanted.

It was a big hit!

I'm happy to be done for a little while though!
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Sunny B Blessed
Sunny B Blessed: In my next life, I wanna be related to you!
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janelane
janelane: You are such a thoughtful person 💜
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evergreendr
evergreendr: Looks fantastic ...so fun Happy Birthday to your Goddaughter
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: I've had a tight schedule this week, running out of the house this evening to make a birthday dinner on time and...It's hard to tell in this pic, but one of these shoes is olive and the other is black 🤦🏻‍♀️

Luckily I realized as I was getting into the car to leave the house so I could still go back in and change them 😂

Ay yi yi.
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Lol Bing and Sunny, glad I'm not the only one
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Th3 RibbLeR
Th3 RibbLeR: I thought u had 2 different pants in lol
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: It was a great day and a successful party, now I'm ready to not move for about 10 hours 😂😴
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janelane
janelane: Fun 💜🥰
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evergreendr
evergreendr: So Classy
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Thanks all, I love the cooking and the decorating, the cleaning left much to be desired 😋
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