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Not single and not looking, but do enjoy a chat with anyone!

I generally enjoy room chatting, I'm sorry if you message me and I don't answer, I'm not trying to be impolite I just can't multitask both and very frequently wander off and forget I'm in chat πŸ˜‹

I totally support you in your quest for sexually explicit chat, but please don't bring it to my chat box - good luck out there!

Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Busy night out in Vegas last night. We stayed at the MGM and got a really beautiful upgrade with this great view of the Sphere and this huge bathtub.

Ate at STK, family style so the 6 of us could try a lot of different things. It was good and the ambiance was a lot of fun but spending that much on one meal HURTS ME DEEP.

Snuck into a Sting concert at a dental convention. He's so talented, but 😴, all due respect.

Tried out Brewdog. These are not my pics, I just thought the ambiance was super cool. Rooftop, fun music, lots of games. Good beer and ciders.

Everyone went to bed but I found this really fun band to help me shake off Sting. They were great!

I ended the night doing a chubby walk of no-shame past the huge line of dressed up youngins in front of the club at Hakkasan, balancing salted caramel Gelato on top of a slice of Buffalo chicken pizza and free champagne that was all about to be one throated upon arrival to my room.

It's not that I don't have fun on the Strip. It's that I have MORE fun in other, lower key, less expensive locales.

I'll remember for another 1.5 years until I forget and ultimately try it again πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

Happy weekend πŸ₯‚
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ikilledjohnwick
ikilledjohnwick: Great Photo's!! glad you had a good time!!
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Suzanne aka Suzie
Suzanne aka Suzie: Looks like you had a lot of fun. You looked very pretty in your dress. I'm not into spending that much on meals either, it's just not worth it.
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janelane in reply to ikilledjohnwick: this is how to do the weekend and glad you had a good time
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Catch and release 🫢
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Sunny B Blessed
Sunny B Blessed: My husband does that. I kill them.
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Philip Oliver Hoalz
Philip Oliver Hoalz: Spiders are our fwens
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Scanningforlifeforms: This made me giggle.
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kitten4390
kitten4390: amen to that lol
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Hanz Feltersnatch
Hanz Feltersnatch: Your plan is foiled if he can hold his breath and lick the bottom of a pringles can. πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‰
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Scanningforlifeforms: When you're pulling those long hours during budget season πŸ˜‚
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to Sunny B Blessed: I like it because it gives me a chance to really get a hold of upcoming projects and reconcile past projects, I know my accounts best during budget season.

But it's a grueling time and no one wants to hear that they have to pay more.

And when people get mouthy I get REAL honest all of a sudden, it's a problem lol.
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janelane: I'm not sure what budget season is and it sounds like I'm lucky. The public sector has it's own crap
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evergreendr: I know that level of tired. lol.
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Philip Oliver Hoalz
Philip Oliver Hoalz: 😍πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜
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Sunny B Blessed
Sunny B Blessed: Nice to see you! Sorry about Maui
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: β€œOnce I realized the patriarchy wasn’t about horses, I kind of lost interest πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ"
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Alkaline_
Alkaline_: β€œI am Kenough”
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms in reply to Alkaline_: I loved that part πŸ˜‚
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evergreendr
evergreendr: My twins went this week to see it.....both really liked it....said it was not what they thought it'd be
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Scanningforlifeforms: A walk through my office, the AC has been out since Friday πŸ₯΅
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evergreendr
evergreendr: I'd whither So gross.
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Sunny B Blessed
Sunny B Blessed: Sucks!
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Nick1287
Nick1287: That's craaaazy
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: Sorry for all the ignored messages, as I do too often, I fell asleep and didn't log out πŸ€—
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Ryan49erfan: You left me nood on the kitchen counter waiting for a reply
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to Ryan49erfan: Make me breakfast next time while you're in there! I'm very food motivated and would have come right back!
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Scanningforlifeforms: My cute shoes!

Aaaand the glue in my cute shoes failing after getting stuck on an asphalt inspection longer than planned πŸ₯΅
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to Daydreamer48: Little bit of both πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to Suzanne aka Suzie: Yes, just a mere couple of hours before I took a picture of them in the chair looking all cute lol.

It was an ortho appt, one that one rescheduled several times because I'm a terrible ortho patient who doesn't wear them like I should.

My dentist came in. "Is it cold in here?"

No?

"Oh, I thought hell had frozen over" πŸ˜‚
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to evergreendr: I'm definitely going to try, I've only worn them a couple of times!
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Scanningforlifeforms: Picanha with chimichurri, calabacitas and plain white rice because it was getting late to get fancy with the rice. 🀰
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Derek452020: That's like steak and squash right?
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Scanningforlifeforms: Yesterday was such a fun day! Got off from work early at 3:30. Picked up my babies and met a mom friend with her babies for a play date at the library.

Stayed there about 2 hours, talked and read our respective books. (I'm rereading this one, a favorite from when I was young).

Then we went home and rested up and met up at the splash pad at 7:30 for some sundown fun after the 115 degree day. I bought these reusable water balloons and glowsticks and we all had SO much fun.

Put the babies to bed and really wanted to go out dancing a bit, a local band I like is at the lounge this week. Couldn't get anyone to go so I went by myself and met two ladies in their 60s-70s who were an absolute hoot, we danced every song for two sets.

Hung out with the band after their set and we talked about hockey, football, and Vegas sports, and all of our favorite songs and music moments.

I also hit two 4 of a kinds between sets!

My week started out with a letter from a customer that ended with "I know 100% that God and Jesus are on my side and want me to speak up against people like you who sold their soul to the devil" πŸ˜’

Because I let him know IN MARCH that we'd have a respectful conversation or none at all and kicked him out of a meeting.

So really needed that humanity win yesterday with which to go into the weekend. ✨️

Side note, this band's set started with Prince's Let's Go Crazy, Push It by Salt and Pepa in the middle and ended with Your Cheatin' Heart at the end. So varied, so fun!
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Badabing5885
Badabing5885: Bro what's up with Vegas? The hottest temps ever ?
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to Sunny B Blessed: Ah thanks Sunny, hard learned in my early twenties but it's served me well since then! You're pretty tough yourself! ❀️
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to Badabing5885: There's a heat wave all over!

Honestly though, after 105 I don't go outside anyway. I feel for those who have AC issues or work outdoors though.
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Scanningforlifeforms: Drop everything you're doing and look at the cuuuutest backpack 😱

I saw this on someone while I was in Disney World, I looked it up immediately and they were going for 100-200 bucks.

But I found this used one for only $40!

It'll be "used" real quick with me, so I was fine with that.

Some other pics from the world - I Disneybounded as provincial life Belle and my girl went with fancier gold dress Belle (blocked out here in case of weird internet strangers).

But by the end of the day I was just exhausted and drenched with rain Belle

My new work coffee cup.
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ikilledjohnwick
ikilledjohnwick: Cute Photos!
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evergreendr: 😍
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janelane
janelane in reply to Srchng4Truth: Agree. Great pics πŸ€—
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Scanningforlifeforms: This slayed me πŸ˜‚
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Sunny B Blessed
Sunny B Blessed: That reminds me of this old joke:

Did you hear about the mohel who saved up all the foreskin for 30 years? After he retired he made a wallet out of it all. Someone said, that's all? Just a wallet? And he said "well, you rub it and it turns into a suitcase"
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Scanningforlifeforms: New picture of me πŸ˜‚
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evergreendr: I so get this
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Scanningforlifeforms: Thanks for the kind words 😊
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stillheartheguns
stillheartheguns: Beautiful young woman
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Nick1287
Nick1287: Wow😊
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Scanningforlifeforms: I was lying on the couch at 8:30 and saw a post on fb from Bunnie XO that it was 7-7-7 today. I decided to go throw $20 in my favorite video poker bank. Then I decided to go play bingo because the bonus ball was high.

I'm glad I did! 🎰

Three 4 of a kinds - one of them Aces with a kicker!!

And I bingo'd the first game for $300!

Left at midnight as 7-7-7 came to a close. ✨️
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to Suzanne aka Suzie: That's exactly how I play too Suzie! And I only take 40 bucks in, when it's gone it's gone.
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to ikilledjohnwick: That's always so weird to me too, you'll see someone just feed and feed and feed the same machine that isn't paying out. Makes no sense.
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Scanningforlifeforms: Went with a Hamilton theme this year πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

Happy 4th!
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Suzanne aka Suzie
Suzanne aka Suzie: Hope your 4th was Happy, neighbor!
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²
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WildDuckSF1984: Woo! Hamilton references!!
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Scanningforlifeforms: Lol ever, hilarious! πŸ˜‚

Thanks all!
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Scanningforlifeforms: I've been out of town for almost 2 weeks. Vacation in Florida and then traveling around the Research Triangle area to see if it's a good option to relocate.

This sounds like a serious post, but it's not, my cute dog everytime we video chat πŸ₯Ή
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janelane
janelane: Aww
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Suzanne aka Suzie: How sweet.....
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WildDuckSF1984
WildDuckSF1984: D'aww! Heya, pupper-roo!
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: The winner at Barnes & Noble for my flight home! Excited for this one.
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evergreendr
evergreendr: Looks interesting actually ....🧐 Safe flight home
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Scanningforlifeforms: Wasted no time!

We had a delay in our first flight so got to Denver late and didn't get to eat dinner. HUNGRY, even though it was 11pm Nevada time.

We walked in and Fetty Wap was blasting out of the juke box, "too loud" for the space. Then it went to Blink 182, not even the obvious What's My Age Again but throwing it back farther to "Dammit", some Destiny's Child, Aerosmith.

While we ate a trucker came in, another family fresh off a flight and then a gorgeous girl in a sparkly sequin dress, walking in from the club.

That yummy waffle, hashbrowns with that fake plastic kraft single, that type of food that always hits after midnight.

I know these are all reasons why some people hate Waffle House too...

But vibe continues to be immaculate keep it up πŸ‘ŒπŸ₯Ή
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JayCastle
JayCastle: I was at Blink-182 here in SJ a couple nights ago... made me feel VERY VERY... old. lol
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Sunny B Blessed
Sunny B Blessed: We always called it "The Awful Waffle."
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Scanningforlifeforms
Scanningforlifeforms: The prettiest outdoor amphitheater around!
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chinadoll2ccc
chinadoll2ccc: Awww so cool!
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X_Pauly_X: Eh!! Looks rockin'! Haha
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JayCastle: RED ROCKS ROCK!!
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Scanningforlifeforms: Drove 45 minutes for that hurricane chicken today. So Ono! *drool*
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Sunny B Blessed: OMG I'd drive for that too! It looks AMAZING!!!
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evergreendr: Gonna Google this....looks delish
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Scanningforlifeforms: Had to indulge and get one right away since I'll be on a plane to Florida next week
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to evergreendr: Most days I am just WAITING for someone to start one πŸ˜‚
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Scanningforlifeforms in reply to Philip Oliver Hoalz: Thanks, cup size is Stanley πŸ˜‹
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Scanningforlifeforms: Thanks all, it's the shirt they wore to the parade tonight πŸ₯°
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Scanningforlifeforms: ❀️❀️❀️❀️
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evergreendr: ;bravo:
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Scanningforlifeforms: πŸ€—πŸ₯³πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ™ŒπŸ₯‚πŸ’πŸŽ‰πŸ†πŸ€©πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜±
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Sunny B Blessed
Sunny B Blessed: YAY Sports
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abeaulit
abeaulit: Next up Raiders.
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evergreendr: Congrats to them
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