 Friends         |  RubyAdams: I think my patience is wearing thin. I went to get my mail and the postal carrier had wedges 4 packages, 3 catalogs, and scads of bills and junk mail into it... so tightly the trying to free it cause the wood mailbox stand to wobble. Didn't realize my nieghbor was standing there.... didn't yell, but said, "what the absolute fuck, you GD lazy assed piece of shit, motherfucking fuckface bastard" My nieghbor was like, "uh... I've never heard the church lady swear, good flow." Then he helped me pry the stuff out of the mailbox. I pretty much wanted to be invisible. He told me to go inside and eat some chocolate. 3 years ago • Reply • Report • Link Collapse Show Comments (4) 1  Travis1975: 3 years ago • Reply • Report  0  Karen33405: Was this the same neighbor that saw you taking out the garbage topless? 3 years ago • Reply • Report 0  RubyAdams in reply to Karen33405: Haha, no. Today was Don, a man old enough to be my father. The one who saw me topless is maybe 40 3 years ago • Reply • Report 0 Karen33405: At least you’re spreading it around. Lol 3 years ago • Reply • Report 0 |
