Rudd the Dudd. Australia's beloved leader???

YOU HEAVY DUTY CAT

Mr Rudd is releasing his children’s book today and I thoroughly commend the donation this book will make to charity but believe there needs to be more discussion in the development of the plot about what happened prior to Australia Day.

Abby - Hey Jasper what have you been up to you crazy cat?

Jasper – I have found a cheque book, so went on a great adventure, building for the future, zipping here and zipping there and hanging with lots of other cats in all sorts of interesting places.

Abby – that sounds revolutionary you crazy cat, but I do not quite get exactly what you are doing?

Jasper – Well Abby, if we have to plan for our future we have to build on what provides for us cats now. For instance where do we cats catch mice, rats, frogs and other cat food? Where do us cats hang out and get down and dirty with other cats?

Abby – Generally derelict buildings!

Jasper – Spot on Abby! So I have been building a whole new portfolio of future useless buildings, some buildings that aren’t even needed today, so our kittens will never be short of food again. I have put them in schoolyards so they can fill up with scraps of food and old mats and furniture – and mice!

Abby – You crazy cat, you really are revolutionary. Your kittens will be so fat.

Jasper – Ease up, we do not want any obesity, so we have provided other venues for kittens to roam where they will get exercise in safety.

Abby – Where?

Jasper – Roofs, Abby, Roofs! We are going to cover the ceilings with fluffy stuff so no more sore paws for this crazy cat.

Abby – You have been working hard but this sounds pretty major.

Jasper – I am a pretty major cat, Abby. You should see my plane and have a gander at my passport. I hang out with all the major talent and will fly anywhere in the world to do it and for absolutely any reason. No party is complete without me. You should pass by my alley and have a look at the photos.

Abby – But how did you pay for all this you crazy cat?

Jasper – Simple! Just borrow the money. I have borrowed more money than any other cat in the history of this alley, and I have made sure that we have stimulated the growth of the local tip with the purchase of a whole range of crazy cat consumables such as flat screens and toys and other electronics so if the school halls burn down we can head back to the tip.

Abby – You revolutionary cat! By the way what is the debt on the poor suckers account?

Jasper – About $120 billion and rising fast, but this cat is not the one paying for that. There’s no easier, more guilt free way to spend money, than by spending some other cats money on other cats!

New Songs

8 New songs uploaded for free downloads for anyone interested.
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Link to a short video

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Here is a link to a short video of Rock the Flamin' Cowboy with karaoke at the Khartoum Hotel.
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New Rockabilly songs

Just posted some new songs for any interested. http://flamincowboys.googlepages.com Doing some country rock and hard rock as well.

FREE ROCKABILLY SONGS

4 NEW SONGS, Rockabilly Strut, Rockin Dog, Edgar Dangerous, Krazy Kat, FREE TO DOWNLOAD,
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WILL ROGERS RULES

1. Don't squat with your spurs on.

2. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

3. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

4. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

5. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

6. Always drink upstream from the herd.

7. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back
in your pocket.

9. There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few
who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric
fence for themselves.

10. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.

11. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.

12. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it
back in.

13. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

LEARN CHINESE QUICK AND EASY

Listed below are some examples.

YOU MUST BEHAVE

Due to downturn of the economy ink is being rationed and print is becoming more concise. Star signs for example are being grouped.
Saggitemini,
Virgincorn,
Libriarium,
Cancerous,
Airleo,
ScorPis
You’ll be required to behave differently now with these new traits so read up on your instructions as to your new personality listed below.

NEW STAR SIGNS

If you could change the name of your star sign would you change it too. I'm a Virgo and I hate being called a Virgoan (Virgin). I'd rather be a Virgo the Vulcan.

FOR MENS EYES ONLY

The new nail gun, made by Dewalt can drive a 16D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get the wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back and relax with a cold drink. When she has the board in the right place just fire away... With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to fix or build anything else.