 Friends         | i am me.. i like meeting new people im really up beat and can find fun in any situation.. message me to chat  recon8890: a old man and his wife went on vacation to France upon arrival they went through the gate and a airport worker asked for his passport, the old man took a few minutes as he forgot where exactly he put the passports. the Frenchman asked him if he had ever been to France before, and he reply'd "yes". the Frenchman reply'd then you should know to have your passports ready. the old man said last time i was here no one asked me for my passport. the Frenchman rudely reply'd impossible! every american must show passports when entering France... the old man quickly reply'd ITS FUNNY YOU SAY THAT BECAUSE WHEN MY BROTHERS AND I LANDED AT OMAHA BEACH ON D-DAY IN 1944 TO LIBERIATE THIS COUNTRY I COULDN'T FIND A SINGLE FUCKING FRENCHMAN YET ALONE ONE TO CHECK MY PASSPORT 12 years ago • Report • Link 5  wild_flower___: did you write that joke yourself? 10 years ago • Report 0 recon8890: my futures determined by thieves tugs and vermin and you'll get left behind if you don't fit in.. recon8890: i sleep like a fucking baby through gunfire rockets and mortars.. how comfortable do u sleep in your safe fucking bed you fuck.. recon8890: far from home in a world unknown where vultures circle on winds that blow and northern lights that haunt these waking moments.. recon8890: All because of you, I believe in angels. Not the kind with wings, No, not the kind with halos, The kind that bring you home, When home becomes a strange place. recon8890: and when you get home from deployment and you see the protesters do not get mad walk up to him and shake his hand and wink at his girl firend because she knows shes dating a pussy recon8890: All because of you, I believe in angels. Not the kind with wings, No, not the kind with halos, The kind that bring you home, When home becomes a strange place. |
