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reachsam: А man with his young son walk down the street, seeing two dogs copulating. So the son asks:
- Dad, what are they doing?
Dad thinks how to make a delicate answer:
- Sonny, the dog behind is in pain in his frontal paws, and the second dog is so kind that he carries the sufferer
- Dad, why whenever someone is very kind always gets fucked from behind?
reachsam: Life asked death: Why do people love me and hate you?
Death replied: Because you’re a beautiful lie and I’m the painful truth.
reachsam: Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita ci troviamo in una selva oscura, perché la strada giusta è stata persa... C'è la bestia, di cui piangi, che non lascia passare altri verso di lei, vietando tanto che uccida...
reachsam: Möge dich ein riesiger Strauß Ballons, der dahinter steckt, in die Luft heben, vom Wind zum höchsten Turm getragen, von einem riesigen Drachen bewacht, um in seinem höchsten Raum eingesperrt zu werden, und nur Sülze Gelee zu essen.
reachsam: I theorize that that the human races started to form when we were all still in Africa, that is, even prior to the great migrations from that continent.
There is a bridge connecting Heaven and Earth. It is called the Rainbow Bridge because of its many colors. Just this side of the Rainbow Bridge there is a land of meadows, hills and valleys with lush, green grass. When a beloved pet dies, the pet goes to this place. There is always food and water and warm spring weather. The old and frail pets are made young again. Those who are maimed are made whole again and they play all day. There is only one thing missing. They are not with their special person who loved them on earth. So each day they run and play until the day comes when one suddenly looks up. The nose twitches! The ears are up! The eyes are staring! And this one suddenly runs from the group! You have been seen and when you and your special friend meet, you take them in your arms and embrace. Your face is kissed again and again, and you look once more into the eyes of your trusted friend. And you cross the rainbow Bridge together, never again to be separated.