Fuck off with your perverted twattery. I shan't be having that conversation.


I'm a brain surgeon by day.
By night, I'm a concert promoter.

I speak 17 languages.

I composed most of Mozart's work.

I've worked alongside Mother Teresa.

I am currently dating Layne Staley.

In my spare time, I knit cupholders, vacuum and trim my neck hair.

This is a song I wrote and performed when I was a black man.






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I chew my corn on the cob from left to right.

I only wear Degree deodorant

I like white sauce on my ravioli

I put exactly 4 ice cubes in my Pepsi




On a more serious note, (and this is obviously for people on my friend list) if you are a person who goes on like sprees.....meaning you go through my pictures and put a like on every one....just....don't. I find it weird and creepy as fuck and I will delete you.And do.....NOT....call me baby....beautiful....sexy....or any other superficial twattery. If you can't converse with me like a person, I'd appreciate greatly if you could just fuck off somewhere away from me.





My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Nothing.

Interests

Body Type
Fit
Ethnicity
Other
Smoking Habits
Do not smoke
Religion
Other
Drinking Habits
Often
Sign
Leo
Look
Less than average looks
Hair Color
Black
Hair Style
Long curly/wavy
Eyes
Brown
Living Situation
Living with kid(s)
Relationship Status
Happily married
Job
Administrative
Children
I have children living with me
Spending Habits
I like to adhere to a budget
Sense of Humor
I am very sarcastic
Goal
Serenity
Height
Under 152 cm (under 5')
Fashion
Alternative (I'm not like other people)
Pets
I like traditional pets
Political View
Don't care
Sexual Orientation
Heterosexual (straight)