Duke Thomas Féyêdêmuffin (Paul Smackage) Offline

39 Single Male from Lacey       156
         
Vegan Super Dude

Lil King Trashmouth who lifts up the skirt of the night.

I'm one greasy skadooch.

Handlebar on my face. Beer in my hand. Love in my chest. Cartoons on the TV.

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Paul Smackage: Sláinte! Already shitfaced drunk. Happy St. Pats!
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Ortal Obrien
Ortal Obrien: xoxo
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Ortal Obrien
Ortal Obrien: omg i didnt know you have bday in Nov!!! happy bday mickyyyyy
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Paul Smackage: October 31st, I was late, but hey I’ll take November too! haha Thanks, Ortal!
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Paul Smackage: Happy St. Patrick’s Day, my friendos! Sláinte. Remember to wear green or get pinched in the privates. haha Wake up early & drink til you’re asleep! :cheers: #justdoit
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Ortal Obrien
Ortal Obrien: Nice mustachheee
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alie_baby
alie_baby: -dies and goes to heaven- lol
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KillerCatSally
KillerCatSally: stylish moustache sir
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Paul Smackage: Master of the small package.
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Paul Smackage: Same shirt, different day. Unfortunately I can’t go hiking in the forest on cloudy days or else I get mistaken for Sasquatch.
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Paul Smackage: I just spent $60 on 10 boxes of Girl Scout cookies bcuz the little girls all flocked around me like mustache worshipping seagulls & cheered me up for the afternoon. #justgirlythings
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Paul Smackage
Paul Smackage: Still here.
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Paul Smackage: Furry snuggles with the kits.
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guacamole is extra
guacamole is extra: Who’s furrier? 🧐🤔
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Awkwarddad
Awkwarddad: Definitely a tie, babe. 👍
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Paul Smackage: Undecided. Up or down? Smile or frown? haha
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Ortal Obrien
Ortal Obrien: up and always smile!
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Paul Smackage: Happy Mick.
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guacamole is extra
guacamole is extra: Where’s your rapier, my man? haha
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Paul Smackage: Yard work. Take that, chores!
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Paul Smackage: That’s me fyi. In case you couldn’t tell.
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Paul Smackage: Womp womp womp. *trombonenoise*
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Paul Smackage: Guess who’s back! Hint: it’s not me. Answer correctly & you may be entered to win a grand prize equivalent to the cost of two hefty pickle barrels in the wild wild west.
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guacamole is extra: Such a facial hair fanboy. #smh
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Paul Smackage: Back for a limited engagement! Until Sir Beardo makes his triumphant return home & usurps the chinny chin chin throne. loool You two never fail to make me grin! Thanks, folks.
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Ortal Obrien
Ortal Obrien: Mustacheeeeeee
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Awkwarddad
Awkwarddad: SAME. If there was ever a fairy to fit you perfectly, it'd be Dr. Rip Studwell.
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Ortal Obrien
Ortal Obrien: Your beyond pretty #hawtt
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Paul Smackage: Hawt and hairy. Thanks a million, friendos!
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Paul Smackage: Me contemplating the power of The People's Eyebrow and the heavy consequences that come with wielding it, ie the solid fact that with each use the tear in the time space continuum widens. This has been Dateline, I'm Lester Holt.
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guacamole is extra
guacamole is extra: #turnitup #burnitdown
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