 Friends        | Vegan Super Dude Lil King Trashmouth who lifts up the skirt of the night. I'm one greasy skadooch. Handlebar on my face. Beer in my hand. Love in my chest. Cartoons on the TV.  Paul Smackage: Sláinte! Already shitfaced drunk. Happy St. Pats! 4 years ago • Report • Link  3 (Post deleted by Ortal Obrien 4 years ago) (Post deleted by Ortal Obrien 4 years ago)  Ortal Obrien: xoxo 4 years ago • Report 0 (Post deleted by Ortal Obrien ) Paul Smackage: Happy St. Patrick’s Day, my friendos! Sláinte. Remember to wear green or get pinched in the privates. haha Wake up early & drink til you’re asleep! :cheers: #justdoit      Paul Smackage: Same shirt, different day. Unfortunately I can’t go hiking in the forest on cloudy days or else I get mistaken for Sasquatch.    Paul Smackage: I just spent $60 on 10 boxes of Girl Scout cookies bcuz the little girls all flocked around me like mustache worshipping seagulls & cheered me up for the afternoon. #justgirlythings Paul Smackage: Guess who’s back! Hint: it’s not me. Answer correctly & you may be entered to win a grand prize equivalent to the cost of two hefty pickle barrels in the wild wild west.   View all 4 posts  Paul Smackage: Back for a limited engagement! Until Sir Beardo makes his triumphant return home & usurps the chinny chin chin throne. loool You two never fail to make me grin! Thanks, folks. Paul Smackage: Me contemplating the power of The People's Eyebrow and the heavy consequences that come with wielding it, ie the solid fact that with each use the tear in the time space continuum widens. This has been Dateline, I'm Lester Holt.    |
