paganpoetry Offline

35 Female from Orlando       852
         
[My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe, with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.]

[fat wanna be ugly girl hipster/wannabe/mister] - FF
[drunken neckbag camwitch] - PC
[you BOC gay fat lesbian wanna be hipster tranny lard-turd new ager, pagan] - B
[pagan is looking for a hero but she will settle for a gyro] - Wiz
[fuggin plagiaristic lemon titted sailor moon peewee ass bish] - Bish
[pagan is dangerous, a killer and druggie]-sm
[ hah....bish the mighty chatroom superwench] - Bish
[pagan is a passive psychopath] - IW
[nothing poetic about you. you're hard edged and brutish and frankly strange. strange bird. oddity. pink goo] - WJD
[You won't be fully functional so you'll be able to maintain your job at the hotdog stand. But you'll never exceed it.] - Taco
[I was going to send pagan a computer but I didn't because I knew it would make her feel all weird and obligated to drive in a diaper to do stuff to me]- WoO
[my fav drunk with a thigh gap] -MyMomSaysImACatch
[Pagan is a pyramid of men taking turns pressing enter] - Stir
[ pagan is fifteen guys in a computer lab. There's like 6 pregnant cats between them.] - Stir
[Nobody's ever been able to squeeze the lemon that is pagan to answer the pagan question. She obfuscates.] -Stir

paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
✨🔥💥 HaPpy YeAr oF tHe TroGdoR ! 💥🔥✨
1 month ago Report Link
2
Mushin UNLEASHED
Mushin UNLEASHED: Gotta love that popeye arm... hahahahaha
1 month ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry in reply to Mushin UNLEASHED: .........the beefy arm is art !!!!! bwahahahaha
1 month ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry: Thanks so much to Mutagen for sharing this impressive work.
5 years ago Report
0
miguelaz 2 months ago Report
1
paganpoetry got the Milk and Cookies badge from Samurai Pete 2 months ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
mY BeLovEd plAid ChuCks....
2 months ago Report Link
2
paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
mY old NikE SBs
2 months ago Report Link
1
paganpoetry got the Bookworm badge from Defective X 3 months ago Report
0
paganpoetry got the Menorah badge from J a g u a r 3 months ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry: . . . wHo iS sHe ?
3 months ago Report Link
2
paganpoetry got the Crafty badge from J a g u a r 5 months ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry: . . . mE EarLieR ThiS YeaR . . .
8 months ago Report Link
4
Stiritup
Stiritup: Cool picture
8 months ago Report
0
Quill01
Quill01: Hey Paganpoetry, its been a while since I have seen you. hope your doing good these days.
8 months ago Report
0
found lamb
found lamb: Audrey Hepburn/James Dean
8 months ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry: AfTer . . .
8 months ago Report Link
5
Stiritup
Stiritup: Whatever is behind you on the wall makes it look like your haircut uncovered your giant elf ear.
8 months ago Report
1
paganpoetry
paganpoetry: BeForE tHe ShaVe . . .
8 months ago Report Link
1
Mew_
Mew_:
9 months ago Report Link
0
Fives OBirne
Fives OBirne: Chinguya I hope you're doing okay in all the rain. Be safe.
11 months ago Report Link
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry: I am safe, Chinguya... thank you kindly for asking! I hope you are well : )
11 months ago Report
1
paganpoetry got the Chill badge from VaughnMNY1 11 months ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
HAPPY CHRISTMAS and MERRY HOLIDAYS from GATOR CLAUS
1 year ago Report Link
1
Toad
Toad: wut in the florida am i lookin at here
1 year ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry in reply to Toad: : D bahahaaa.....
1 year ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry to serendipitor123: SEREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago Report Link
0
serendipitor123 2 years ago Report
0
HydroMan
HydroMan: Nina Conti
1 year ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
took a chance on . . .
a translated Das Stundenbuch (THE BOOK OF HOURS) from Austrian poet Ranier Maria Rilke

[ ICH LEBE MEIN LEBEN IN WACHSENDEN RINGEN (1903) ]
1 year ago Report Link
3
miocid
miocid: I love his "Letters To A Young Poet"
1 year ago Report
0
Stiritup
1 year ago Report Link
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
happy wednesday from the void, folks
kEEp iT wEiRd !
1 year ago Report Link
1
found lamb
found lamb: - lol
1 year ago Report
0
etripikal
etripikal: It's whatever.
1 year ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry added a new image to her gallery Memes 2 years ago Report
7
paganpoetry
paganpoetry: BaAaaHaAhaHaaa
2 years ago Report
1
Toad
Toad: nightmare
1 year ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry added a new image to her gallery I Spy 1 year ago Report
2
paganpoetry got the Hot Stuff badge from Loyal T 2 years ago Report
0
paganpoetry
paganpoetry changed her profile picture: 2 years ago Report
0
View all 9 posts
Stiritup
Stiritup: This reminds me of a Futurama episode where the What If machine shows a simulation where Leela buys new boots with a green stripe on them and starts killing everyone.
1 year ago Report
0
(Post deleted by staff 1 year ago)
MrSquiggle
MrSquiggle: Hubba Hubba
16 days ago Report
0
More