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[My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe, with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.]

[fat wanna be ugly girl hipster/wannabe/mister] - FF
[drunken neckbag camwitch] - PC
[you BOC gay fat lesbian wanna be hipster tranny lard-turd new ager, pagan] - B
[pagan is looking for a hero but she will settle for a gyro] - Wiz
[fuggin plagiaristic lemon titted sailor moon peewee ass bish] - Bish
[pagan is dangerous, a killer and druggie]-sm
[ hah....bish the mighty chatroom superwench] - Bish
[pagan is a passive psychopath] - IW
[nothing poetic about you. you're hard edged and brutish and frankly strange. strange bird. oddity. pink goo] - WJD
[You won't be fully functional so you'll be able to maintain your job at the hotdog stand. But you'll never exceed it.] - Taco
[I was going to send pagan a computer but I didn't because I knew it would make her feel all weird and obligated to drive in a diaper to do stuff to me]- WoO
[my fav drunk with a thigh gap] -MyMomSaysImACatch
[Pagan is a pyramid of men taking turns pressing enter] - Stir
[ pagan is fifteen guys in a computer lab. There's like 6 pregnant cats between them.] - Stir
[Nobody's ever been able to squeeze the lemon that is pagan to answer the pagan question. She obfuscates.] -Stir

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paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
happy wednesday from the void, folks
kEEp iT wEiRd !
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found lamb
found lamb: - lol
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etripikal: It's whatever.
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paganpoetry:
Alright, I confess. . . to a former time of habitual delinquency
But I'm better now, I promise!
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paganpoetry:
BEHOLD... the pumpkin Beholder from our super fun DnD Halloween one-shot
AWWWWW, PLEASE CAN WE KEEP HIM ? ? ?
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paganpoetry:
Our excellent DnD family-- Muse, Lily, Sea, Mind and I
Lovely souls indeed...
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dick fart: nerds
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paganpoetry: dOn'T CarE whO UnFriEnDs mE but I'VE BEEN DONE with BABY YODA since it damned the world by its genesis... the child must die... it was a mistake not to leave it in 2020!!!
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Stiritup
Stiritup: ffs, I thought that was a pic of you at first
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Ra7ph W
Ra7ph W: Wait, what now
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Stiritup
Stiritup: Also, he's like 50 years old.
Humans are the worst.
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Eaton Busche
Eaton Busche: πŸ˜‰
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sh3man81
sh3man81: how are you doing today?
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Stiritup
Stiritup: This reminds me of a Futurama episode where the What If machine shows a simulation where Leela buys new boots with a green stripe on them and starts killing everyone.
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paganpoetry to serendipitor123: SEREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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paganpoetry:
reading and stuff at the lake
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paganpoetry:
APRIL FOOLS!
β€œThe fool doth think he is wise,
but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
- William Shakespeare
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paganpoetry: Puzzle box I've acquired...
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Stiritup
Stiritup: It's probably got a cobra inside.
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Ra7ph W
Ra7ph W: πŸ‘Œ
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Stiritup
Stiritup in reply to Stiritup: I automatically want it open.
Why isn't it opened?
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry: Waterproof origami ...
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paganpoetry:
Believe it or not, despite their aggressive dispositions you may witness here
Predator and Alien are heavily and romantically involved. They share a rare love.
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
Cooled down with help from Raphael, the ninja turtle
And played some precarious "I, Spy"... bUzZzZz bUzZz
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
Chilly nighttime lake walk
Listening to ospreys screech
Saying hello to a fluttering friend...
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found lamb
found lamb: lovely!
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