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[My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe, with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.]

[fat wanna be ugly girl hipster/wannabe/mister] - FF
[drunken neckbag camwitch] - PC
[you BOC gay fat lesbian wanna be hipster tranny lard-turd new ager, pagan] - B
[pagan is looking for a hero but she will settle for a gyro] - Wiz
[fuggin plagiaristic lemon titted sailor moon peewee ass bish] - Bish
[pagan is dangerous, a killer and druggie]-sm
[ hah....bish the mighty chatroom superwench] - Bish
[pagan is a passive psychopath] - IW
[nothing poetic about you. you're hard edged and brutish and frankly strange. strange bird. oddity. pink goo] - WJD
[You won't be fully functional so you'll be able to maintain your job at the hotdog stand. But you'll never exceed it.] - Taco
[I was going to send pagan a computer but I didn't because I knew it would make her feel all weird and obligated to drive in a diaper to do stuff to me]- WoO
[my fav drunk with a thigh gap] -MyMomSaysImACatch
[Pagan is a pyramid of men taking turns pressing enter] - Stir
[ pagan is fifteen guys in a computer lab. There's like 6 pregnant cats between them.] - Stir
[Nobody's ever been able to squeeze the lemon that is pagan to answer the pagan question. She obfuscates.] -Stir

DEEP dysanthropy
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paganpoetry:
reading and stuff at the lake
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Shadowslacker
Shadowslacker: I've been eating paint and jelly sandwiches for years and it hasnt affected me in the slightest. And why should it? I am Napoleon, and I am invincible! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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bryan west texas
bryan west texas in reply to Shadowslacker: That's explains it -
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VladTheImpala
VladTheImpala: Oh course it isn't picasso at 14, the one top left. How would he have a GREY BEARD at age 14! And then at 15, he has somehow become FEMALE, has he??
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DEEP dysanthropy
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry: BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
APRIL FOOLS!
β€œThe fool doth think he is wise,
but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
- William Shakespeare
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry: Puzzle box I've acquired...
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Stiritup
Stiritup: It's probably got a cobra inside.
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Bearly Gnomeh
Bearly Gnomeh: πŸ‘Œ
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Stiritup
Stiritup in reply to Stiritup: I automatically want it open.
Why isn't it opened?
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry: Waterproof origami ...
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tularcitas
tularcitas in reply to bryan west texas: Whew. Glad I'm not the only one!
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veganpanda
veganpanda: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THE TRUTH AT LAST
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry: Bahahahah yesss
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bryan west texas
bryan west texas: Covid has led to massive cat weight management issues - -
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veganpanda
veganpanda: THAT CAT NEEDS A BETTER MONKEY BUTLER

GOTTA KEEP YOUR STARSHIP PROVISIONED

WHAT WOULD CAPTAIN KIRK THINK
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paganpoetry: Bahahaha Bryan and Panda
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veganpanda
veganpanda: Genius
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry to serendipitor123: SEREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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paganpoetry:
Believe it or not, despite their aggressive dispositions you may witness here
Predator and Alien are heavily and romantically involved. They share a rare love.
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paganpoetry:
Cooled down with help from Raphael, the ninja turtle
And played some precarious "I, Spy"... bUzZzZz bUzZz
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paganpoetry:
Chilly nighttime lake walk
Listening to ospreys screech
Saying hello to a fluttering friend...
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bryan west texas
bryan west texas: lovely!
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry has a new blog post: [I could've died for loveβ€”] 4 months ago Report
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paganpoetry:
I shall commence BLACK HISTORY MONTH the way I know best, BLACK POETRY !!!
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paganpoetry:
Enjoyin' dino art when I heard then spotted 2 owls...
I was most interested in the one most interested in me...

When one gazes into the abyss called the eyes of an owl,
the abyss blinks slowly and gazes back...
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Space Wizard
Space Wizard: Nice arm
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
A dragonfly patiently posed for me πŸ’š
as did the dino art during my park walk...
I brought one of my dinosaurs from home
so like could be amongst like...
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Bearly Gnomeh
Bearly Gnomeh: Wd πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Œ
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jaguarzzz
jaguarzzz: <3!
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Space Wizard
Space Wizard: are you at the Creation Museum?
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
Towering oaks with heavy branches reaching to ensnare you...
Don't you like to look up and admire dizzying patterns of treetops?
Don't-touch-the-spiny-tree-mathing-of-the-last-photo!
A most splendid but brief garden walk....
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
-Florida leaf-footed bug hitched a ride on the car...
-An eagle said hello during my long walk...
-Sunset... need I say more?
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
Dungeons and Dragons or Zombies and Mindflayers or something...
No,YoU CaN'T HaVe OuR BrAiNssSsSS!

*everybody say cheeeeeese!*
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MuseSick_
MuseSick_: so much fun <3
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paganpoetry
paganpoetry:
HOPE Y'ALL DRESSED WARM TODAY, CUZ IT WAS MINUS 45 !
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milaz0id
milaz0id: I hope it stays minus 45 for the rest of all eternity once and for all.
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