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Mentally challenged, inconsiderate prick.

lisa sexy
lisa sexy: https://2no.co/2Amyw5.jpeg
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LotusBlossomxx
LotusBlossomxx: Interesting effect you have going on there.
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orkanen
orkanen: Simply web cam effects. Nothing to it. (-:b
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amy2002rh: 😆😆😆
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lord_gord
lord_gord: Hey. I am not trying to impose. But i read something u said about pedophilia and muslims, The misconception regarding the Divorce was obviously You can only divorce your wife if she was with another man previously in an adulterous non-rape scenario**. and second you can only marry a young girl if she willingly goes to her husband who earned her respect** and that of her family and will forever more contribute to the communal bonds of her family. Also, a musliim man has no right to adulterously rape a young girl. DO not forget many atheist live in muslim communities and claim to be muslim and are credited as muslims, who are in fact unbelievers**** thanks. just to clear up that crap.
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quarks
quarks:
Happy Holidays my neighbour and friend ( :
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Corwin
Corwin: Oh hey... you're Ork's neighbor? Neat-o.

You're such an intelligent and learned young lady, I was wondering if you might have been his daughter.
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quarks
quarks: Him would be amazing father!
But no just him neighbour to south.
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LotusBlossomxx
LotusBlossomxx: Hoping you are having a great start to the new year!
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: well I know who some are do I get half points?
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CoIin
CoIin in reply to orkanen: I've no idea who she is, but I think she's hot. Or is the idea to gaze dreamily at the hairy dudes at the top?

Who's supposed to have the problem again?
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quarks
quarks:
I recognize all but one of top peoples
The girl is maybe American movie star but I am not sure
Colin top middle left is possibly hottie, picture is small and hard to tell ( ;
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orkanen
orkanen: He's a darling one, isn't he?
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Geoff
Geoff: @near50ohoh - Babies are lazy - they can scream with such little effort.
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh in reply to Geoff: They CAN but rarely DO in my experience
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orkanen
orkanen: I don't know why, but for some reason, Geoff came to mind.
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: probably orkie too though >>>>> <<<<<
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Geoff
Geoff: "This bed is going to be used for nothing but eating, sleeping, and maybe building a little fort." - Homer Simpson
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh in reply to Geoff: and the research for some good fart haiku Geoff??
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orkanen
orkanen:


Made me cry.
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orkanen
orkanen: I guess Mr. Pavarotti isn't too bad either.

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orkanen
orkanen: Children do the darnest things.

http://9gag.com/gag/a2PoY5w
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orkanen
orkanen: I'm glad you appreciated my find. Reminds me of a newspaper comment in a small town news paper, where the complaint was about a motorcycle gang being given permission to build their club house right next to the town square. He suggested they set up camp outside of town instead, so not to hurt others. This gang went by the name of MC Donalds. The poster signed "You just don't understand". In full seriousness.
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Geoff
Geoff: I was going to say, "Since you are what you eat. I'm a cunt. And a pussy." but then I don't want to be damned.

Actually. I am fairly sure I am damned already.

Since you are what you eat. I'm a cunt. And a pussy.
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cowpoker
cowpoker: That would make me... a sandwich? Hey, good idea.. I AM gonna make me a sandwich.
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orkanen
orkanen: This gives ham and cheese sandwich a whole new meaning.
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orkanen
orkanen: Geoff, stupidity will just get back on its feet and keep on with renewed strength.

Corvin, Both Israel and Gaza will suffer sufficiently, the most important target is still the urinal, or black rock or what ever it's called.
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Geoff
Geoff: Not if it hurt.

Especially in childbirth.

There would be a rush of children who were bred to think for themselves.

And conspiracy theories would die out - as would dumb ass American political parties. And Communism.
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cowpoker
cowpoker: If the adage "no brain, no pain" is true (and it probably is, given that stupid people apparently don't make mistakes that are painful enough to actually learn from) then that remedy is going to be difficult to administer. Unless it comes as a suppository?
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Corwin
Corwin: Whenever I've used models in my art photography I've had a minimal-makeup rule...sure, a little is fine, but the general rule is that if I can tell she's wearing it, it's too much.
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: so a little foundation if she has uneven skin tones, or blemishes; a little mascara to accent her eyes; a little blush and she should have a nice day look.and look like herself?
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cowpoker
cowpoker: Confident and blemished vs timid and flawless? That's not a choice we actually get to make, you know Ork.
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orkanen
orkanen: Party with cake and beer at my house. Be there or be square.
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orkanen
orkanen: Detox version? What do you mean? You only need a few drops of Cognac per kilo marzipan. And sherry, not even half a decilitre. Unless you're planning on eating a whole bunch of cakes, or you can't at all hold your liquor, you're pretty safe.
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cowpoker
cowpoker: Personally, I can't hold my liquor, and I'd love to eat a whole bunch of cakes.
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: or not allowed liquor for whatever reason
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orkanen
orkanen: Concise, as always.
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Corwin
Corwin: Cheers, mate.
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OCD_OCD
OCD_OCD: Happy Birthday Ork!!!!!!!!!!
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sixty 9 yrs of wanda
sixty 9 yrs of wanda: deepest regards . . . i just kno you celebrated with great aplomb and decorum ! !
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orkanen
orkanen: Being true to one self?
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: run!!!
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near50ohoh
near50ohoh: WEEEEEEEEE!!
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cowpoker
cowpoker: Ding dong! And congratulations, I take it?
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orkanen
orkanen: It's constitution day here in Norway. Hurra for syttende Mai!


This is about as much military as you will see during this day here. The rest is something like this:

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orkanen
orkanen: Congratulations is more than sufficient. It is after all a celebration of our constitution, just like it should be. Everyone taking part, having a good time, with music, song and dance. Actually, it's the 200th anniversary of our constitution. A very special day for us.
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