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Shopping


Will see in every shopping mall
Men waiting out side clothing store
Because their wife or girl friend
Goes in to shop some more

Women will try on every pair of shoes
Before they find the right one
And when they come outside
They still say they didn’t get none

A man wants to get out the mall
As soon as he gets in
He will just pick up his items
You bet everyone will be fitting

A woman have to call she friends
Because a blouse is on half price
And have Hannah come to the mall
Because the colors looking nice

Home after a shopping expedition
Now her heel starts burning
But she don’t like nothing she buys
The next day it will be returning

When it comes to shopping
A woman has super powers
She will buy out the whole mall
And still wants her bf to give her flowers

Women all over the world
Are the same where ever you go
You should see how Amanda smiles
When she shopping in San Fernando

And don’t talk about Suzy
Well now the shopping start
She will spend whole day in store
And only leave when it gets dark

And to buy a post card
Women will read a hundred times
Then walk away and come back
Before they make up their mind

A man will pick up a post card
While in seven eleven
And when she reads it
She thinks he’s from heaven

Women likes to wear make up
For some it gives confidence
Then some just like to wear it
To get a lot of compliments

But that’s what makes women beautiful
And we don’t want them to stop
So to all you women we say
Go and shop till you drop
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sapna_rajan23: lol new.. but al of dem r not lik dis.... som r...
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new yorker 1: lol sapna not all are but 99.9.5 percent are
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