When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather and not screaming frantically like the passengers in his car.
NautaDamChance26: CORONA PRECAUTION!
I went to the bathroom at a restaurant.
I washed my hands.
I opened the door with my elbow...
Raised the toilet seat with my foot.
I switched on the water faucet with a tissue.
I opened the bathroom door to leave with my elbow.
And when I returned to my table I realized I forgot to pull up my pants.