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Nasty Boy: Standing on the sidewalk last Saturday, enjoying a drink and conversation in the frosty air alongside fellow patrons , a woman starts telling me how she DESERVES a gorgeous boyfriend with all these incredible qualities. So I ask her "Why she deserves such a specimen?" She replies......."Because I'm BEAUTIFUL, INDEPENDENT and HIGHLY, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT. So I was like, no shit you must me member of MENSA?, lol. She replies "MENSA? WAS DAT?"