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Chat to me and find out for yourself

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DÄVÉ©
DÄVÉ©: Indeed
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MsVanity
MsVanity: Aww shucks
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MsVanity
MsVanity: .... aaaaand I'm single again. I love my life.
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Gio_au
Gio_au: Aaaaaand his lose! Why would anyone let you go. You're an awesome lady in so many many ways! Next for you!
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DÄVÉ©
DÄVÉ©: That's a shame girlie. As the guy above wrote, its his loss.
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MsVanity
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MsVanity
MsVanity: Didn't you know she was the original duckface-er?
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leechmaster21
leechmaster21: Heh, months later I finally know what a duck-face is.
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sporadicus3000
sporadicus3000: phona-lisa
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highs
highs: HAPPY NEW YEAR(2017)
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MsVanity
MsVanity: ... is getting married!
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Gio_au
Gio_au: I know it's not me as know one loves me
Congratulations Bella e propio un uomo fortumato avere una donna come te!
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MsVanity
MsVanity: All's not lost my Friends. It won't be long till people realize Selfie Sticks also make wonderful lightning rods......
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carson
carson: hi
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MsVanity
MsVanity: hi
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MsVanity
MsVanity: Well that was a stimulating conversation
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MsVanity
MsVanity: I've been reading so much about the bad effects of smoking, drinking, over-eating and sex, that I have finally decided to give up reading.
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leechmaster21
leechmaster21: I don't think so.
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leechmaster21
leechmaster21: Nice failed attempt at condescension though.
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DÄVÉ©
DÄVÉ©: Glad you picked the lesser of the evils, lol.
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MsVanity
MsVanity: You know nothing, Jon Snow...

Which is just how I like him, hot as hell and thick as two planks...
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MsVanity
MsVanity: People ask me why I don't have any tattoos...
I say to them, "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"
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MsVanity: How do you know I'm not naked right now?
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SilverDragon66
SilverDragon66: Because I have hacked your cam
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MsVanity
MsVanity: You would too.
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MsVanity: I've had some questions about the wildlife in Australia and its dangers. Here in Australia we take our wildlife very seriously and give it the space and respect it demands. But if you do come here, nothing, absolutely nothing can save you from a Drop Bear. Vicious little *&^ers.
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MsVanity: shhhhh! lol
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MsVanity
MsVanity: They are..
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Gio_au
Gio_au: OOOoooooooOOOOooo
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MsVanity
MsVanity: Now thats the response I was looking for
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MsVanity: A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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DÄVÉ©
DÄVÉ©: Hahaha! Well played.
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MsVanity
MsVanity: You know, the worst thing about parallel parking? Witnesses.
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MsVanity
MsVanity: Probably the second worst thing is assuming men are better at it than women
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leechmaster21
leechmaster21: I have done some of the best reverse parks of my life recently, i'm in the zone!
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MsVanity
MsVanity: You have found the force, Luke
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MsVanity
MsVanity: Last week of freedom!
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SydneySailor
SydneySailor: And then what? Back to uni?
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leechmaster21
leechmaster21: One week through and it's chock-a-block already!
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MsVanity
MsVanity: Yup back to uni.. ugh...
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MsVanity
MsVanity: MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.:
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
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DJ Micky Trick
DJ Micky Trick: Boo! Sooo, if you're not doing anything on Saturday 22nd Feb, I'm playing a set at Roxy Hotel if you'd like to come past...
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MsVanity
MsVanity: OK its supposed to be summer.. why is it so friggin cold?
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SydneySailor
SydneySailor: Tell me about it! Down here we go from a week of 35-40 degree days then it's 12-15!
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SydneySailor
SydneySailor: And now it's 35 again!
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MsVanity
MsVanity: Felice giorno in Australia!
Jour heureux de Australie!
счастливый день Австралия!
ευτυχισμένη ημέρα της Αυστραλίας!
Аустралија срећан дан!
Glad Australien dag!
澳大利亞快樂的一天!
Hạnh phúc Úc ngày!
Australia feliz día!
Glücklich Australien Tag!
खुश ऑस्ट्रेलिया दिन!
幸せなオーストラリアの日!
Ra Australia hari!
Australia szczęśliwy dzień!

Happy Australia Day to all my Australian friends and to those that understand at least one of those translations up there !!!

Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!
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leechmaster21
leechmaster21: oi! oi! oi!
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SydneySailor
SydneySailor: Your birthday? Yay!! Hope you have a good one!
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SydneySailor: Birthday kisses too i hope
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MsVanity
MsVanity: Maybe...
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SydneySailor: Hehe good for you
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MsVanity
MsVanity: A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
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MsVanity: THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY AN AUSTRALIAN GIRL Three mates married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Australia . He told her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Miki_au
Miki_au: and which category do you fall in missy ? lol
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SydneySailor
SydneySailor: Definitely Aussie
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MsVanity
MsVanity in reply to Miki_au: Find out!
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