Talk about myself? Hmm. I’m cheeky and fun, but I’ve also been known to be too blunt or inappropriate. I might rub you the wrong way. (Then again, I might rub you the right way?) I come on here to explore parts of myself metaphorically (and sometimes literally HEY-O), stuff from real life that I need to process or stuff that I like to process before it gets to real life. So just to be upfront: No, you’re not going to get a picture, or much real personal information, and we aren’t going to meet in real life. Nothing wrong if that’s what turns you on, but it isn’t where I’m comfortable right now.

If you’re creative, maybe a little thoughtful, maybe a lot silly, we’ll probably get along great.